bill clinton

A penis without a spine. While America's enemies plotted against her, Bill Clinton philandered. A dishonest and cowardly man who wouldnt know the truth if it bit him on the ass. When the islamo-nazis attacked American interests over-seas Clinton reacted by bombing an asprin factory. A president who was only elected because of Ross Perot, and whose 'great economy' was based on the fantasy of the 'dot-coms' and fradulent accounting policies of US firms. The tragic Clinton presidency was a direct cause of Sept 11th 2001. Also, he has a thing for ugly women - dykezilla (his wife), Monica Lewinski, Paula Jones and Babs

Bill Clinton: I tried to get Osama and failed!

Thinking person whose mind is not full of left-wing conspiricy bullshit: Aw Horseshit!

by Big Fat Daddy October 24, 2007

Clinton

a presedent, who while sky-rocketing tax rates on all classes, encountered many terrorist attacks to which he did nothing, kept the economy good, had sex with an inturn, before lieing about it under oath, which is a fellony, became the first presedent in over 100 years to be impeached, did nothing of what he said he would do after his first election, somehow got people to belive him again, and gave pardens in exchange for money twords his library, his second fellony.

clinton is a liar and a criminal.

by Bob Hope III December 30, 2004

claptop

a very cheap laptop (usually below $150). It is usually old or a newer one but with cosmetic damage.

I got that claptop on Craigslist for $50.

by Anonymous Coward Too September 9, 2010

Clinton Darkhorses

The greatest high school football team ever. They've had only 2 losing seasons since 1945.


DYNASTY and the only reason i say Dynasty is cause we're NASTY

1990
Clinton 14 Thomasville 6

1996
Clinton 26 Bundy's 14

1997
Clinton 30 Shelby 14

2001
Clinton 34 Cummings 22

by Brian Faison February 7, 2005

clinton

A man's penis that has a predominant rainbow like bend to the left. It should be noted that a "clinton" has a propensity to force it's self on women without their consent, (see rape). The "clinton" is also reported to have little or no contact with the "billary" (see bitch).

The only example of the "clinton" known to exist has been altered to prevent rape victims from identifying the owner of the "clinton".

by Chuck You Farley October 15, 2006

George Clinton Tea Bagged

Being draped in the face with the funkiest taint or nut-sac around.

"Damn man you stink. You smell like you got GEORGE CLINTON TEA BAGGED!" This term is derived from teh mean streets of baltimore city.

by SlappyMeats March 2, 2007

Clinton AR

Small town about and hour and a half north of Little Rock. We're growing though. We have about 3,000 people now!!! The main attractions are: Wal-Mart, our two-cinema theater, and the local park. It's kind of sad, actually.

Clinton AR
Boring
Tiny
At least an hour away from anything fun...

by coal_miners_daughter December 17, 2008