Chinese Fart

The sound made by a flat spinning rock hitting the water.

I found a flat rock, want to hear a chinese fart?

by doghousesrock March 18, 2020

Chinese loophole

The act of placing one's own testicles into a woman's anus, and then twisting her a full 360 degrees, which will physically twist your own testicles, causing either great pain or pleasure depending on personal preference.

Ryan: Hey How'd last night go with Catrina?
Jordan: Pretty good, I performed a Chinese loophole on her, absolutely wrecked me balls like but she found it pleasurable.

by Roast Chicken May 27, 2014

Chinese grenade

The Chinese grenade is a sex move where the male waits till at climax then will run out and charge in while cumming to try in blow it into her face it gets the Chinese part for it's tendency to malfunction

Jimmy tried to Chinese grenade but it malfunctioned and he smacked this balls in his wife's face

by Yetus ketus November 2, 2020

Chinese Code

Code that is so good, only a Chinese could have written it.

Did you see his solution? It's such Chinese Code.

by lilyx998 November 8, 2023

Chinese Swede

A derogatory term for Finnish people, based off the fact that Finns are related to Laplanders who have Asiatic features.

In the 1920's you may have seen a sign sing "no Chinese Swedes allowed."

by Gogel the Nick August 4, 2022

Chinese Tsunami

The act of discriminating a certain group to be the scapegoat so that the accuser can escape, seemingly blameless, innocent and sincere; However, the blame is a blatant misdirection and as such, likely to backfire on the accuser.

Origin: The Prime Minister and chairperson of Malaysia's ruling coalition (National Front) attributed the poor performance of the coalition in Malaysia's 13th general election, and the corresponding support to opposition parties, to a phenomenon dubbed "tsunami of the Chinese community" - or "Chinese tsunami" for short.

The project manager is pinning the blame on the labourers again, blaming their laziness for the delays in the project. But that accusation is just Chinese Tsunami - we all know his poor planning skills are the cause.

by Random Malaysian May 9, 2013

Chinese Cowboy

A pseudonym for chopping bitches like Jet Li, Bruce Lee, or Jackie Chan

"That lad gave it to his concubine harder than a Chinese cowboy "

"He and his team gave her the 'Chinese Cowboy"

by CHROME POLE October 5, 2019