When your cock won't get hard because you're under the influence of some sort of ridiculously stupid drug such as cocaine or crystal meth.
Hoff: Hey, fucktard, that blonde bitch said she wanted to fuck you but you wouldn't. What the fucks wrong with you?
Fucktard: It's all the llello dude, I got the chemical cock, and it may be permanent this time.
Hoff: So your gonna stay a virgin your whole life at the expense of doing blow? You fuckin idiot.
Fucktard: It's all the llello dude, I got the chemical cock, and it may be permanent this time.
Hoff: So your gonna stay a virgin your whole life at the expense of doing blow? You fuckin idiot.
by Hoff Burton May 16, 2008
Get the chemical cock mug.Kids who have been brain-washed to listen to this band. They think they are the luckyist fans in the world. See what MCR's music has done to them? Their girl fans think Gerard is hot. Since when does a dead body look good?
My Chemical Romance Fans-MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE SAVED OUR LIFE'S
Me-Great, like this world needs more Emo kids on it.
Me-Great, like this world needs more Emo kids on it.
by SLJ July 29, 2008
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"What's your favorite band?"
"My Chemical Romance!"
"But aren't they like... Dead?"
*glares* "you don't need to live anymore!" *starts beating person with a pillow*
"My Chemical Romance!"
"But aren't they like... Dead?"
*glares* "you don't need to live anymore!" *starts beating person with a pillow*
by LilBrownGirl22 June 5, 2018
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Get the chemicalbrother mug.Wow I was just putting mayonnaise on my sand which now he’s HUMAN AND HIS NAME IS TREVON DAVIS! Chemical X must’ve got him
by Chemical X treo December 23, 2019
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The band is popular largely thanks to their very overrated, accidental emo anthem "Welcome to the Black Parade". I thought this song was good when I was in sixth grade, but now that I'm older, I see that the song is overrated, annoying, unoriginal, and stupid.
Perhaps the WORST thing about this band is it's annoying fanbase-- made up mostly of retarded, angst-ridden, socially-rejected, 13-year-old emo girls. These freaks will run along the streets proclaiming "MCR saves lives through their music!!!111!!!111". Hmm, let me guess: you wanted to go out after dinner to hang out, your parents said "no", hence they didn't love you anymore X(, so you went to kill yourself, and MCR's music--in some miraculous way--managed to stop you? Hmm?
The band is popular largely thanks to their very overrated, accidental emo anthem "Welcome to the Black Parade". I thought this song was good when I was in sixth grade, but now that I'm older, I see that the song is overrated, annoying, unoriginal, and stupid.
Perhaps the WORST thing about this band is it's annoying fanbase-- made up mostly of retarded, angst-ridden, socially-rejected, 13-year-old emo girls. These freaks will run along the streets proclaiming "MCR saves lives through their music!!!111!!!111". Hmm, let me guess: you wanted to go out after dinner to hang out, your parents said "no", hence they didn't love you anymore X(, so you went to kill yourself, and MCR's music--in some miraculous way--managed to stop you? Hmm?
The following actual copy/pasted YouTube comments from My Chemical Romance fans demonstrates the average level of intelligence of an MCR fangirl:
Social D Is Good But My Chem Is Better You Dick Buisket Lets See You Make Awesome Music! You Cant So Fukk Of And Get A Life!!!
Dont like MCR? Get in line with all thee other bitchs waiting for them to give a single fuck(: Get a big harry one up your hating asses!! :D MCR betchs<3
Social D Is Good But My Chem Is Better You Dick Buisket Lets See You Make Awesome Music! You Cant So Fukk Of And Get A Life!!!
Dont like MCR? Get in line with all thee other bitchs waiting for them to give a single fuck(: Get a big harry one up your hating asses!! :D MCR betchs<3
by Stop Taking My Name December 12, 2011
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