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children

Nature's way of saying, "You should have used a condom, fucktard!"
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by Valintino the Big Surpremo August 26, 2010
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childrens

Humans of school attending age,as redefined by the current U.S President George W Bush...
his assertion being that "Childrens do learn"
was he just quirkily answering his own question?
"Is our children learning?
surely that would have been...
"yes they is"
"As yesterday's positive report card shows,childrens do learn when standards are high and results are measured"
..to which one might respond..
"oh they does do they ,when does it and are?"
U.K members ,see under Prescottism
or Prescott...oh the irony
by chris morrell December 21, 2007
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childnoah

A sexy hunk with nice hair great smile. He is good with music and knows how to make the ladies melt and fall in love at first sight.
Omg is that childnoah!!! I think I just melted😍😍😍
by Childnoahsbigestfan February 26, 2017
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Neils Children

A british band from Cheshunt, England formed in 1999. They started out as more of a Mod-Beat band, then turned into a Post-punk revival band, got some attention when they toured with The Horrors, then became a Zombie Garage band. Their new album X. Enc is awesome and I recommend it to anyone who likes simular bands, or obscure Indie bands.
"If Neils Children never formed, The Horrors would never exist... or atleast be the same band."

"Neils Children (also refered to as NEiLS CHiLDREN) were the first Zombie Garage band, or as some people call it The New Thing... they were a huge influence on a lot of the bands as well, like Electricity in Our Homes and S.C.U.M"
by Dani Sexbat August 14, 2009
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Childbirth

1. Absoltuely intense torturing pain that our "loving" God gave to women as a result of Eve eating the forbidden apple.

2. Something pro-life assholes want to force women and female teenagers who aren't ready for a child to go through as a "punishment" for having sex (cause they think an unborn fetus is more important than the woman who has to carry it). No girl should EVER be forced to though with this if she's not ready.

3. The reason men are luckier than women.
1. I didn't eat the goddamn apple, so why am I punished for it?!

2. 77% of anti-abortion leaders are men. 100% of them will never be pregnant.

3. And men say they can take pain better than women. Let's see a man have a baby.

Fuck childbirth. I don't want kids anyway.
by Trishelle May 19, 2007
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childbirth

I knew I should have worn a rubber, this mistake never would had happen.
by Joe Jackson September 11, 2003
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Gifted Child

1. An average student with insecure parents.

2. The elitist notion that only some children have "gifts" or talents worthy of attention.

3. A hollow form of "self-praise by proxy" that snobby parents use to bolster their social standing.
Our son Timmy is a Gifted Child. He should be in a special school to nurture his extraordinary talents - at taxpayer expense. Did I tell you that I drive a BMW?
by Peter Kobs December 10, 2009
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