Beef Wellington

Real beef wellington is a dish that involves meat wrapped up in bread dough and baked. Therefore, "beef wellington" is here defined as when a man has vaginal intercourse with a woman who is currently suffering a yeast infection.

The two lovers had so much beef wellington that night that she, he, and the bedspread had to use Monistat the next day.

by Papa Ray June 15, 2012

Beef Jerky

The act of jerking off to thoughts of disgusting cows like Brittney Spears (and I'm talking today's Brittney Spears, not the Brittney Spears of ten years ago.

I had some beef jerky today. I was watching About Schmitt and I saw Kathy Bates totally nude. Couldn't help but jerk off to that cow.

by rogerthewhale September 11, 2011

Beef Jerky

Jerky is the World's healthiest and best tasting snack food. Typically 97% fat free and no carbs, perfect for any and all diets. Widely used by weightlifters and fitness enthusiasts. Also is the most sold snack item to out Troops.

I found the biggest selection of beef jerky anywhere online at http://www.jerky.com/.

by The Jerky Guy January 19, 2009

Street Beef

A large turd, often canine, occasionally human, found on curbs and sidewalks in neighborhoods all over the world.

sorry I was late, I stepped in a pile of street beef on my way over here...

by Shitake Monkey September 9, 2006

mongolian beef wrap

When an asian prostitute takes her roast beef pussy, wraps her discolored vag lips around a man's penis, and jerks him off.

Dude, when I went to China I got a mongolian beef wrap. I added a bit of mayo to it.

by checkyourpockets November 6, 2006

Big Beef

having a extreme sized penis with a enourmous "dick head"

i put ma' big beef all up in her butthole and made her scream " daassz that dzaddy dzick"

by JuniorxManin February 18, 2009

beefbag

verb or noun. the female version of a teabag - usually delivered by a woman with a Chyna-sized vagina to an unsuspecting member of either gender. the woman's wizard sleeve can be delivered to any part of the head.

girl a: let's play chicken in the pool

girl b: no thanks, i saw what you did last time you played, and i'm not really in the mood to get beefbaged.

by Summit462 May 28, 2009