peanut butter spoon

The loser got hit by a loser so he ate a peanut butter spoon

peanut butter spoon - donut operator

by ImRed6000 September 18, 2020

buttered bun

Rolling back to the 1970's joy of sex book,a buttered bun is the highest bond between two male friends. To have sex with a woman, cum inside her, and have the other male have sex with her right after him and let his cum get all over his penis.

Oh, here man, I got this woman all buttered up for ya...

by bonneville babe February 8, 2005

Butterball Turkey

A girl who is overweight, if not obese, with a short, round build. She rounds out in the belly with small breast, if any at all, formed from excess body fat, packed into too-small a wardrobe. This makes her look like the packaged Butterball turkeys so many of us enjoy over the holidays. Butterball turkeys can often be found basted in their own cheap liquor.

That Butterball turkey stole my shirt and stretched it! Now it smells like $5 wine!

by Titler January 12, 2008

Fill me up, buttercup

Saying to quote when your vagina is about to be stuffed with more than one penis.

Fill me up, buttercup

by Spanky, Lil March 9, 2017

facial butter

Where one's face is overcoated in pure, rich, northern spunk.

Sharon: Is that sperm on my nose darling?
David: Yes. Yes it jolly-well is.
Sharon: Get it off then
David: Nah... I like a woman with facial butter.
Sharon: It's not butter darling, it's spunk!!!
Great Uncle Alan: I can't believe it's not butter!
David: What the fuck are you doing here?

by erectism January 11, 2008

Peanut butter doggy time

When a girl puts peanut butter all over her vagina, and lets her dog into her room. Her dog then licks her vagina until all the peanut butter is gone. The woman will get sexually pleasured. This is just like a man eating a woman out, so the woman has a high chance of an orgasm.

Sally: Want to come over tonight so we can eat each other out?

Carley: I can't my mom already caught me watching lesbian porn, so now I'm grounded. Maybe next week!

Sally: Seriously, now I have to peanut butter doggy time.

by Bobby Joee. June 12, 2012

Peanut Butter Wonder

when u put peanut butter on your naughty place an let ur dog lick it off.

Sally's hands were too cold to finger herself so she grabbed some skippy an her dog an gave herself the old peanut butter trick

by Jenna Talia December 20, 2004