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Braden Mathew Jaynes

He is the absolute sweetest guy ever! Braden is the kind of guy who will always stand by you no matter what and will always have your back. He can be a little insane sometimes but never ceases to amaze with his incredible sweetness. He is always smiling and is such a sweetheart.He is very very when I say very I mean he is very thiccc and he as a VERY BIG DUIGH and people love to have him as a friend
Braden Mathew Jaynes is such a good friend
by Pu$$y Bacon May 3, 2023
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brayden

a brayden is someone who’s very sweet, kind and puts his whole heart into things but you see, brayden’s never really good at showing it. so often in a relationship with a brayden, you might not quite feel it but he loves you with everything he is. if you get a brayden, don’t ever let him go. but brayden’s also very easily get overwhelmed and are MAJOR flirts, so try not to overdo it with a brayden and you’ll have a husband for life. brayden’s are also very sporty and seem very shy at first but when you get to know them they’re the most loud, obnoxious, beautiful people. brayden’s are fun to joke around with and can very easily keep a secret but opening up to a brayden is a different story! they will listen with open ears and a hug ready for you, but after everything they never really know what to say. but sometimes their simple answers are the only thing you need.
“that’s brayden right there!” “omg!! i love him, he’s the biggest sweetheart.
by Plsfuncoolgood June 20, 2023
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Brayden Shit

A massive shit that takes anywhere from 30 minutes to an hour.
Hey where's Alex? Oh he's gonna be gone for a while, he's taking a Brayden Shit.
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Bag bride

Crack-smoking prostitute
That whore is a bag bride.
by TheGhost24 October 18, 2012
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Binary Brode

A rating system used by men to establish whether or not they would fuck a girl. It uses only a 1 and a 0. A girl who is a 1 is fuckable while a 0 is not. The system helps to take away the pressures and variability that the standard 1-10 rating system can create. This allows a man the ability to approach a woman with no doubts.
"Oh shit dude she's a 1!"

"Naw man, she's a 0 in my book."

I don't use the 1-10 scale, I use binary brode.
by bnghm December 28, 2013
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popcorn bride

A bride who "pops" in and out of the bridal store in less than an hour.
Wow! We had a lot of popcorn brides in our store, today!
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kenneth braden

Is smart attractive and very loving man. If you have him in your life then hold on tight. He’s a one of a kind man. Don’t let his sweet handsome face fool you. He’s a beast in the inside. I’d love to have my own Kenneth Braden
That’s Kenneth Braden sure is amazing
by Susiequetoyou February 8, 2018
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