brooklyn

(west coast)(2 live & die in LA)great city where biggie A.K.A. the notorious B.I.G. was from

uh uh sicka than your average poppa twist cabage of instinct niggaz don't think shit stink pink gators, my detroit players timbs for my hooligans in brooklyn dead right if their head right BIGGIE their air nike

by PUSSY is the best like LA February 24, 2005

brookline

a town located west of boston, massachusetts (for those of u idiots who've never heard of it) has a wide variety of people, including the extremely wealthy, and less wealthy. home to "The Country Club" (the original one!). public school kids can be known as potheads, but the much cooler private schoolers who go the the many elite schools in the area, tend to be cleaner (think nobles, dana hall, dexter...). the town has beautiful scenery. is also home to many stars, like connan obrion. far superior to dumb-ass newton.

brookline kid: brookline is cool.
newton kid: no newton is.
brookline kid: no newton sucks balls!

by brookline girll April 29, 2008

brooklyn

If you're not in a filthy ghetto, you're surrounded by some of the stupidest "rich white kids" in the world, usually Italian or Russian.

Brooklyn is full of drug dealers, wiggers, and sweet sweet statutory rape. If you're a 20 year-old loser who can't get pussy your own age, come to Brooklyn (or Staten Island, the country's garbage dump) and find a loose, insecure 14 year-old whose parents beat her every night, and she's yours for the taking. You'll find dirty old men honking their horns at girls young enough to be their daughters hoping that they'll enter their car and suck them off in a dark alley somewhere.

Watch filthy animals drink their lives away and drop out of high school to earn their G.E.D and maybe enroll in the closest community college so they can live in their parents' house until they turn 25 all the while taking care of they baby mama's child they had together when he was 17.

Watch the dregs of society delude themselves into thinking their lives have any meaning, when in reality they're doomed to either flipping burgers or dealing crack.

Geez, they can't even get good drugs in Brooklyn. Brooklyn S-U-C-K-S.

A: He got arrested for fucking a 12 year-old.
B: How old was he?
A: 22.
B: Where?
A: Brooklyn, of course!
B: Wow. Hey, let's go buy some cheap weed laced with rat poison and go clubbin!
A: And hook up with that hot 6th grader!

by I Heart NY January 16, 2005

Brooklyn tech

A giant school filled with uninteresting people.Idiots roam the halls and staircases(majority of the school's cubic area)who seem to always block you from your destination, that one class with the asshole teacher who loves jotting down lateness's, the type of prick you want to punch in the face for every word he utters from that despicably dumb looking mouth of his. Basically its very hard to find decent friends,most of the people you meet are dumbshits, and there're no people to seriously talk to at lunch. If you ever have the luck to find a girl that is average or above, she will most likely be taken, a total dumbass (I believe majority likes their girls with brainwaves), or a horrible personality. It takes 37 of the 40 minutes in lunch to actually get a tray, and once you do the food isn't edible, and in the time that you muster up the courage take a bite of the shit the lunch period is already over. The only way to actually pass the time would be messing with people, be it jumping on their tables and starting to thrust, or invading their conversations and starting to get to know them until you yell penis off the top of your lungs, also recommended is finding the ugliest girls you can and telling them they're beautiful passionately- never to be seen again in the midst of the crowd of 1000 Asians (the cafeteria). I can't really complain about the teachers, since they are pretty decent, well the ones I've had so far that is. The freshmen are horrible which I can say while being one, how can you possibly need that much material in your bookbag, and can you not walk through the hallways looking so irritatingly stupid? The classes are easy, and the materials are simple. You may object to that saying freshman year is just easy, but I take all sophomore classes, not including DDP which is a fucking waste of time. Who the fuck invented gay and straight alliance? Its like your begging me to beat the shit out of you.

No airbags (just something to get cred)

Brooklyn tech

by Hunter the Genius December 16, 2008

brookline

A town full of stoners and speds.

I am from Brookline!

by Bob December 16, 2003

brooklyn tech

A waste of time. The only reason to go is to waste tyme. Stupid teachers, half of them older then rosa parks been in three wars n still talk about it to this day. The girls are terrible. These bitches are mad ugly like 5% of the girlz are decent n 2% are worth tlkin to. Yea theres fights, durin the year of 03-04 there was plenty. There was sum fires too. Niqqaz go in and cant wait to get out.

Jus shouin out to da class of 06' n niqqas that suppose to go 06' but dnt ya betta get out by 08' if not they gunna sen u pakin n e wayz. its matt aka dat microwave cuz i heat up e z. shout out to all ya niqqas i no. shawties holla at me.

by ill leave u wit matt.121. August 10, 2004

Brooklyn Schwipe

is when you drive around with your lights off accelerating at someone to spookthem.

Seth saw his friend up the street threw his lights off and gave him the Brooklyn Schwipe, scaring him to death.

by Nightmoves July 30, 2009