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soggy brocolli

the weakest of weak, somebody who continually lets the side down by having a lack of balls. similar to a wet lettuce.. but worse!
Adam: Jake didnt shag that drunken slut last night, what a soggy brocolli!!

John: He is fairly soggy brocolli like, he should grow some balls and use his cock.
by fairly john wright April 27, 2008
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brocolli head

adj. a vegetarian with a particularly rampant fetish for brocolli fuelled by a true lack of meat. Usually under the impression that being vegetarian is some kind of revolutionary life choice.
"you tree hugging brocolli heads had better off my land or i shall strike you down with a slab of meat marinated in sheeps blood, boiled in the blended remains of a chicken and seasoned with smoked pigs anus!"
by Nick Williams August 16, 2006
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Brocery Shopping

When a group of bro's head to the store and only purchase beer and rubbers.
Dorv: Hey bro!!! you going to the party tonight?!

Hunter: Ya BRO!!! Just need to go brocery shopping first!!!!

Dorv: Gonna be an EPIC night bro!!
by Smokay McPot September 14, 2009
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jelly bracelets

OMG! teachers and parents would u all just stop worring and chill the frick down i mean they r just bracelets and me and my firends r Pissed off cause u wont let us wear tyhem anymore because of the so called SEXUAL TERMS ! i mean there r ppl who wear them 4 that and i no that but sum of us dont and we want to get our bracelets back and start wearing them again ! its all about FASION . say it with me now F.A.S.H.I.O.N.
Hloy crap u broke my green bracelete now i will have to give u head ! YEAH right i mean let us kids do what ever we want with our bracelets !
by Kelly April 21, 2004
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BRUCELEE04

BRUCELEE04 is the act of bullying a person of lower skill level than you and a group of your friends into submission on an online multi-player game. You MUST scream BRUCELEE04 after killing the bully-ed.
On halo3, team slayer, player on the opposing team, skill level 1, rank recruit, gang up on him, 4 on 1 and beat him to death while exclaiming BRUCELEE04!!!
by Stoooooart January 7, 2008
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Broceries

Buying things like meat and vegetables with another guy friend, usually late at night.
Me and my bro went to go grab some late night broceries.
by SketchyGuy August 17, 2012
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Jelly Bracelets

Well,you can believe what ever you want about the jellys....just b/c someone snaps it of does't mean you have to...nobodys making you believe in them!!
At my highschool we just joke around about it..if someone snaps it of we are all like oh yea we will soooo do that tonight..doesn't mean we are going to.
I wear them all the time, it is just sorta a cool thing now. It is funn to just joke around about it....If someone wants to use the meanings that is there business and you should not critisize them about it. They just wanna have fun.
So about back to the thing about beleiving in them or not....jus b/c little kids were them does not mean that they have to go along with what people think the def. is.....
I don't think that little kids should know about the meanings
my b.f's little sister:
" I have seen those bracelets before, the green one means: outdoor "S"
and the purple one means: anal"
*I tryed not to laugh
Her mom got pissed off...and now they are banned from her school....
by Mickey October 9, 2004
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