by Libethsucksdick January 18, 2020
Get the Brittney mug.A Brittani is one who that is either very skinny or very fat. Brittanis often boast about themselves and their overexpanded vocabulary. Brittanis are usually short and mexican. Their secrets are usually as follows:
- Jewish, although claiming to be from Nazi German,
- Fat, although wears super skinny pants and really weighs about 80 lbs.,
- In love with Oprah,
- In love with a keithcake,
- Makes sex with a manwhore, although claiming to be straighedge.
- Jewish, although claiming to be from Nazi German,
- Fat, although wears super skinny pants and really weighs about 80 lbs.,
- In love with Oprah,
- In love with a keithcake,
- Makes sex with a manwhore, although claiming to be straighedge.
Keithcake::: I have come to discover I am a keithcake.
Brittani::: I secretly love you.
Keithcake::: I know, i saw it on urbandictionary.
Brittani::: I secretly love you.
Keithcake::: I know, i saw it on urbandictionary.
by Keithcakes. March 30, 2009
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Briton is as close to a god as you’ll ever get, not only are they as powerful and beautiful as one but also look to humanity at its most simplistic form. With a mind capabile of abstract intelligence they use their imagination to create entire world of pure brilliance. Often filled with hope and determination they can change the world with an idea. A thinker, learner, creator, a human being of high end thinking, capable of being the world in a day, but still find time to care for the most random strangers, and spend evrey ounce of time caring for the ones who have found his heart. A lover of complements, joy, and witty humor, all bundled up with a lust for knowledge Briton is truly an amazing being on this earth.
by Larrrrry January 5, 2019
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Get the Brittnai mug.the act of fucking a girl in the butt then having her poop in your mouth while wearing animal print.
by Brittany the Creator shhh(; November 4, 2010
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Get the Brittni mug.A girl who get commonly mistaken for an ogre or wild beast of some sort. That blinds you with her ugliness.
OOOHH MY LOORD JESUS RUN EVERYBODY JUST RUN AWAY, I THINK THERE IS A WILD BEEEAAST.
Oh wait nevermind it's just Brittney.
Oh wait nevermind it's just Brittney.
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