Bottom Panic

When a top says something so spicy that the bottom freaks out in an interesting way showing that they like what they hear.

Top: We're gonna have so much fun tonight, I learned something just for you ;)
Bottom: rdkdjddsksjdisjdjs
Top: Haha you're having bottom panic

by I_am_very_edgy_x3 December 2, 2021

Bottom Brunch

When you eat nothing all morning and afternoon so your insides will be clean for anal in the evening.

Being extra careful about what you eat throughout the day so you can have an enjoyable anal pounding in the evening.

When you excuse yourself from ordering food because you're eating bottom brunch

by SagesCared January 5, 2023

bottom of the slide

To ask for you old job back after you quit in a way that is hard to forget, your best friend witnessed, or that made your mom cry. Can be used in a full circle fashion with hit the slide.

I hit the slide last month by booking my boss a ticket to the wrong city for her conference. I thought I got that bitch, but five weeks later I'm sitting in her office with my resume and a bouquet of flowers. Looks like I'm back at the bottom of the slide.

by chickenmcfuc August 15, 2010

Turkey Bottom

The accumulation of excessive food eaten over the Thanksgiving holiday, with the realization of it all settling in one’s buttocks.

As I awoke on Friday morning, to my horror, I realized that I was a victim of turkey bottom.

by Chaz McQwirkle November 28, 2022

sandy bottoms

From one rhum drinker to another. Means go ahead and drink the rest of my daily rhum ration.

'Aye, mate! Sandy bottoms to you!"

by EACowboy February 3, 2017

Translucent Bottom

Someone who likes to be the bottom for group of people at the same time. Typically used in the context of homosexual relationships.

Did you hear, David was the translucent bottom at the orgy last week?

by Geoffrey.78 February 1, 2022

matt bottom

A matt bottom is a curious teenage boy who only wants to know what length pyjamas girls wear to bed, he is most definately NOT into a cheeky nandos and if he was he would be a mango and lime and 1 fino side (creamy mash) kind of lad. You know you're dealing with a matt bottom when he's constantly active on Facebook and popping up to absolutely fucking everyone. He is an absolute ledge and you would be very fortunate to be graced by him. Easily identifiable this full kit wanker will have spiky hair and be wearing his best shoes to please the girls (umbro). His dirty talk will sound of similar structure "what do you think of me", "how soft are your lips" and "video call me"

Luke: "Jenny keep clear of Him, he's a matt bottom"

Jenny: "put your football away, it takes a matt bottom to know a matt bottom"

by Wittyenglishstudent_ May 14, 2015