Fattie Blowjob 

A blowjob from an overweight or ugly female. Since the female lacks in looks she must make up for it by giving amazing head and committing acts during the blowjob not normally done. This word can also be used to describe head from an average or above average girl.

Example One: "She was hot and she gave me a fattie blowjob"

Example Two: "Got a fattie blowjob last night, near puked when I seen her naked though, but the head was worth it"

Fattie Blowjob by Condog4 September 6, 2009

Birthday Blowjob 

When its your birthday you guilt your partner into giving you a blowjob because its your birthday.

I still have you in my mouth from that birthday blowjob that I didn't want to give you last night!

Birthday Blowjob by Novacaine86 May 4, 2010

colorado blowjob 

while driving with shorts in a doorless jeep wrangler going west on a hot sunny day , one must put their leg out the door and let the crisp wind blow up into their shorts. this causes the fine colorado breeze to caress one's man satchel giving a pleasurable rocky mountain experience.

"hey jeff, i got a colorado blowjob from my jeep yesterday!"
"oh kareoka"

colorado blowjob by Beefy McSctruggenoff May 26, 2010

Birthday Blowjob 

In the US it is customary for a woman to discontinue the practice of fellatio upon wedlock. The birthday blowjob is the exception to the rule and the only real legitimate source of head a married man is entitled to.

Guess what today is? I'll answer for you since your mouth is full... that's right it's MY BIRTHDAY BLOWJOB DAY!!!!

Birthday Blowjob by ThePooch November 27, 2011

dirty blowjob 

Your partner gives you a blowjob while massaging your prostate with her finger. The technique prolongs and enhances the intensity of orgasm because the prostate is a pretty good male equivalent to the G spot.

Andrea has a thing about about arse-holes. Whenever she gave me head she slipped a finger up me as well. She reckoned it was a dirty blowjob or nothing so who was I to argue.

dirty blowjob by growlers April 13, 2010

blowjob fart 

Flatulence release while administering oral sex

Anne G let a blowjob fart out while giving me a blowjob

blowjob fart by Davecorpx January 5, 2016

Blowjob Paradox 

Telling your date that you have to get going and they become so insecure they insist you come in and you end up getting a blowjob .

I told her I had to get up early for a meeting but she wouldn’t let me leave and I ended up getting the best blow job ever. That never happens I must’ve ended up in a blowjob paradox .

Blowjob Paradox by MIKErophoneLA August 9, 2018