bloopaline

The best type of lubricant for prison butt sex, Blood mixed with poop and vasiline.
PREA Booty butt sex

Bloopaline is best when used in the prison showers

by ImaBearMf March 2, 2019

Bloopus

It's a complicated concept, but similar to the F-word. It is used as a random exclamation, but not used as a swear. This word is also used in reference to ghosts of sorts.

"What? Where the Bloopus did he go?" asked Johnathan.

by SDASJDALKD March 4, 2019

Bloosming

blue-some-ing
A combination of blooming and blossoming

Look at those trees! They’re bloosming!

by Rose Chardonnay March 22, 2019

Bloopy

Adj. An object that is past it's prime, saturated with time, ready to be tossed out

That old avocado is getting really bloopy.

by iamastrategist March 22, 2019

Bloop

To go off on someone

Nadifo told me glasses were ugly so i blooped on her.

by Molly pocket May 5, 2019

bloodsucking blowjob

When a male intentionally gets mosquito bites on his cock, then gets a girl to suck on it.

Ice: I heard that the high school football team got bloodsucking blowjobs.
Sky: Give me a moment...
(grabs a barf bag, then vomits)

by Blues and Dumbness May 7, 2019

Bloop

a massive bloody poop that happens when a girl poops while on her period. she can push all her muscles with no fear of shooting a tampon out her vag. the outcome is a large amount of blood and poop. aka a BLOOP

Maddie I really need to pop a squat and take a fat bloop

by maddielikesdick June 12, 2019