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Jenny from the block

A total fucking joke, because even though she did live in the Bronx, Miss Lopez actually went to private school and got private dance lessons every day. My heart bleeds...
Jennifer Lopez: I'm still, I'm still Jenny from the block!

Ben Affleck: Shut up bitch
by sweetness-and-light July 18, 2007
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Cock Blocker

A perosn male or female who intentionaly or unentenionally disrupts
(block) somebody from spittin game, getting someones number,or hooking up.
A.K.A. an annoying ass friend
1.) you could be at a bar talking to the best looking girl in the joint, and this girl might be all about you too, but then your drunk buddy who happens to be a blocker rolls up on the scene and starts falling all over the place, making you look like an asshole and scaring her away. That's a cock blocker.

2.) you might be in a bedroom with a girl about to get a piece and then all of the sudden, your buddy starts banging away at the door for no reason. He just wants to figure out a way for it be as hard as possible for you to get some. That's a cock blocker

examples courtesy of TwanDiggity
by she_so_sexy06 May 1, 2005
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Manitoba Block

Being stuck driving behind two vehicles side-by-side going 30 kms below the speed limit on the highway, thus hindering the ability to pass and drive at a reasonable speed. This is common throughout the province.
Yeah, sorry I'm late but I was stuck behind a Manitoba Block...
by MXBACC January 21, 2008
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cracker blocked

When a white supervisor constantly corrects an African American employee's language.
My boss cracker blocked me when I axed a customer what product they be usin'.
by Matty Rich May 13, 2007
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Netflix block

A condition similar to writer's block: When you find yourself staring at an empty Netflix Queue unable to think of a good movie to add. All the while realizing you're still paying your monthly fee.
Person 1: "Hey have you seen insert movie here?"

Person 2: "No, but you just got me out of my Netflix block."
by zoso7171 May 6, 2010
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Boulder Block

When a man is giving anal but can’t get his whole dick in because a shit is blocking it from going any deeper.
“Her arse was boulder blocked last night so I couldn’t fuck it properly until she had a good shit and cleaned herself up”
by MissBlob May 7, 2018
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Auto cock-block

The act of cock-blocking oneself by saying something extremely stupid. When you don't need a cock-blocker - when you can do it all by yourself.
Danny was being hit on by some hot chicks at the bar but he said something so stupid he actually auto cock-blocked himself.
by Oscar12345 October 10, 2008
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