bjord

blow job lord

i heard stacy is a bjord

by oogem November 26, 2017

Bjorn

A Dick with a mushroom haircut

Bjorn has mushroom hair

by wubafeet May 28, 2020

IN SCHOOL BORED TO DEATH☠

IF YOU TYPE THIS IN IT IS PROBLY WHAT U ARE!!! BAD ADVICE: SECRETLY PLAY GAMES

GOOD ADVICE : USE DRAWINGS TO RANDOMLY DRAW

IN SCHOOL BORED TO DEATH☠

by 12364ALEXANDRIA February 9, 2023

Don't bore us, get to the chorus!

Basically, it simply means "quit pussyfooting around, get to the point", or KISS (Keep It Simple, Stupid) or "say what you gotta say". The phrase is also the title of a greatest hits release from the Swedish band Roxette that I got in an HMV store in downtown Toronto, Canada. That album was probably released in Canada only.

Professor: Communism evolved as a warped corruption of scientific socialism, which was expounded by the German scientist Karl Marx, who was born in...etc, etc, etc....

Student (thinking): Don't bore us, get to the chorus!

by I Saw U2 Live Twice July 15, 2007

Bore off you pikey

One of the classics in the Oxford English Dictionary, bore off you pikey is a phrase used a last resort when faced with a state of complete anger and desperation

Mother: please tidy your room

Me: not now I’m taking a dub

Mother: I’ll smash up your PS4 you sket
Me: oh bore off you pikey

by Willne has a square head x March 22, 2019

Bored

Sexually Frustrated - A less suspicious way to define this fact when around others.

(In big crowd)

Girlfriend: Hunni, I'm bored
Bohfriend: Good job I booked us a room in a hotel for later then...

by Curlygirly23 January 27, 2008

bored shitless

Someone who has the time to either:

1. Determine how long is left in hours, minutes and seconds untill the strung out concert

2. Add a dictionary definition for the person mentioned in (1)

Brent Fox is bored shitless

by FarQue July 14, 2003