vajay bidet

a somewhat more sophisticated way to call someone a douchbag.

Contrived from vajay (slang for vagina) and bidet (an apparatus used for cleaning one's backside. often found in Europe)

Kanye West is a vajay bidet

by sdh7444 September 27, 2009

bideous

means ugly.

girl: Do you think my hair makes me look pretty?

guy: No! Yo bideous, lady.

by peckerhead30 October 24, 2011

Bidenbitch

A word used to describe stupid people who thing Biden will win the election (typically tends to be a sissy from Kentucky)

Maheleigh is a Bidenbitch

by Maheleighisabitch September 13, 2020

biden speech

Something that made absolutely no sense and was incredibly offensive to a large population but was somehow deemed politically correct

Just trying to make sense of your Biden speech blaming rural Americans for a global pandemic

by Nessa0697 November 3, 2020

Bidenophoria

It follows from Trump derangement syndrome that has gone into remission. It's a feeling of over exuberance, and joy. Delusions of righteousness' and victory coupled with a forgetfulness of the crying , whining and gnashing of teeth one has done for the previous 4 years.

Usually grumpy Sally was passing out donuts this morning at the office, Bidenophoria does have its pluses.

by huemungus December 2, 2020

Redneck bidet

When you apply a liberal amount of peanut butter to your ass crack and allow the family pet to clean your delicate starfish for you

Joe Bill ran out of toilet paper so he used the redneck bidet instead

by Beastcheta September 18, 2019

Bidet Buffett

A Bidet(pronounced Bee-Day), shoots a jetstream of water up towards one's asshole to cleanse the anus after a nasty shit. Now, one uses a Bidet and closes off the drain. He or she then lets the ass-water marinate for several minutes and serves at room temperature.

My girlfriend's dog bit me so I gave that hound a Bidet Buffett.

by Danny P February 12, 2006