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The Egg Beater

To achieve this act, one must first crack eggs into a woman's vagina, then, by having sex, beat the eggs until they are ready to scramble or you finish, then having her squeeze them out into a frying pan where they are cooked and eaten.
This morning I was horny and the wife was hungry, so we did the Egg Beater. You know, kill 2 birds with one stone...
by The Caulk Goblin May 1, 2011
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Beiter

A term describing someone who is stuck up with an attitude. A Beiter tends to look down on people for no reason at all and is quick to respond to questions or statements with a smart ass answer.
What's your problem tonight? You are acting like a Beiter!
by GoogleMaster November 7, 2006
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bestest

to have or show exceptional qualities strong enough to be a described by a word that isnt technically a part of the english language
jemmy is the bestest, he is so lovely.
by abbeyiscool April 29, 2007
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Bestfriend

someone who is there for youu no matter what the situation is. someone who won't judge youu. someone who you caan count on & trust with anything. the person that sees you at your worst and at your best. that special person you spend more time with than anyone else. someone who you love to death & will do anything for. that person you can make inside jokes with and then in public when youu say them , people look at you like you guys are crazy but you don't care what people think about your frienship. that person you have good & bad memories with but you cherish each and every one of them. that person that will lay down words to a bitch that tries talking about youu & tries starting shit with you..LOL
anyways, long story shirt, your bestfreind is the person that will always be in you're life no matter what & is 100% trustworthy
Jasmyn is my bestfriend & everything said up there^^ is 100% true about us<3
by CookieMonster101 April 16, 2012
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Blouse Beater

A hybrid shirt between the blouse and the wife-beater that super-badass chicks wear in that awkard stage before the 'maybe their pregnant, maybe they just gained weight?' stage in life, but they always end up being pregnant. The blouse beater always shows off your prego glow!

Is best paired with a nice pair of khaki or cargo pants and a cadet cap... also prefered is a neck string like Ryan Atwood.
"Check out that chicks blouse beater! Is she pregnant?"

"She must be pregnant, shes wearing a blouse beater"
by Veroneeeca October 10, 2009
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bush beater

Slang for someone who beats women.
by CDCC February 4, 2010
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Faggot Baster

Since a turkey baster squirts turkey liquid on a turkey... you figure out the rest
wow! That faggot baster Tom really basted your face didn't he Jeff?!?!
by funnyyz January 16, 2011
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