beatin guts

Excessive movement of a well endowed male member inside a woman's puss, resulting in internal bruising , torn labia, bleeding conch, and in rare cases, pregnancy.

While we were standing at attention for three hours, sweating our balls off, Ralph was in Bakersfield, beatin guts.

by Thomas Winchester June 23, 2006

Beating the brush

Having sex or jerking off,clearly from a bob ross video

Mother:what are you doing in there? Artistic son:im just beating the brush mom.

by Evilerskull September 18, 2018

Beeting my tofu

{beating the bishop}{beating your meat} {(choking the chicken} The animal friendly way of saying you are masturbating.
Often used by soy-boys and vegans alike.

"I was beeting my tofu last night to some good ass cuckold adult content"

by The Black Plague January 23, 2019

Bergin

A woman after first sexual contact but still riding that dick like a preteen.

Tim :"I had a Bergin the last night"
Mark :" Sex is Sex tho"

by M_Mm June 29, 2019

Barticle

A small piece of weed (bud), usually falling as someone rolls a joint or blunt.

Please don’t get barticles all over my carpet

by Toolsey January 3, 2020

Berdix

When 2 males spray their penis’s with compressed air and stick it in each others belly buttons

During the party last night I walked in on Eric and Scott doing the berdix

by SHarris56 February 6, 2020

Beatie

Your beatie is the best person in the world. You can only ever have one beatie. And yes it is a beetroot (AKA THE BESTEST OF BEETROOTS (BEST FRIENDS)). You cannot leave your beatie or else you will die in less than half a nanosecond and you legally have to live together so choose wise

“You are my beatie.”

“Oh no. We are stuck now.”

by Norchi and Souja December 13, 2021