death before dishonor

that u will die b4 u dishonor yo gang or hood

OG 1- "ni66a u kno wat it iz death before dishonor"

by D-boi April 22, 2007

before-bedder

When someone who still lives with their parents has a marijuana session before going to bed. To pull off a successful before-bedder, one needs a Bounce-blower in order to cover the incriminating scent. It is recommended that the person performing the before-bedder go under their covers (with their pipe or bong, etc., as it is not as effictient with a joint), and after taking a rip, cover the bowl with their hand and then breathe through their Bounce-blower and into a shirt (the shirt is used to absorb the scent). Afterward, it is wise to watch TV (if you have one in your room); watch a comedy show, or movie, if you have the means.

Alex was too scared to have a before-bedder until Joe told him that he had had one in his parents' bedroom after they had gone to sleep.

by Zoomster April 23, 2006

Homework before Bros

Part of the collegiate trifecta of bros, hos, homework. In this instance, to state "Homework before Bros" means that one has to do work instead of chilling with his bros. This may leave the bros wanting, but it is understandable.

"Sorry Chad, I can't play grabass today. I've got an essay to write. Homework before bros, man."

by Yosemitic January 13, 2010

Beefosaur

The highly likely occurrence that a woman has so much beef chops that she can wrap her pussy around a building. Beefosaurs are commonly morbidly obese. They usually are found at Burger King. Their mating call frightens skinny children into becoming Beefosaurs, and invented Obese Pornography.

Mitch: Holy shit look at Lara's Beefosaur! her pussy can probably eat my car!

by your mom is a whore May 7, 2010

Befounded

Literally 'To be found'. Used to describe something of wonder and astonishment in its discovery. Particularly in matters of love and poetry.

The admirer writes in his letter to K 'I feel sure we could find one of the greatest somethings ever befounded'

by Sunveiled January 7, 2012

cake before you break

to have sex before you break up.

just go cake before you break. man shut the fuck up.

by nahurgood December 27, 2007

Fucked before knocked

Similar to "in before the lock" used to say when you have sex with a female before she got knocked up by some other guy at some later time in her life.

Person 1: Damn that girl hot!
Person 2: fucked before knocked
Person 1: Lucky!

by PEERAW November 22, 2011