Beaver Song

A song detailing the various actions of a beaver that contains various sexual innuendos.

"Beaver 1, beaver 2. Lets all do the beaver chew!"- Beaver Song

by Ohyouwishyouknew March 15, 2010

Beaver Mattress

A feminine napkin, specifically a Maxi-pad

I got's to go to da store & buy me some beaver mattresses - gettin' kinda runny down dere!

by Blorb2! April 14, 2012

beaver belly

The long hanging belly fat on a woman, having the appearance of a vagina.

She should not be wearing a bikini, she has a beaver belly!

by sassy1o1 September 07, 2014

beaver dammin

The lesbian version of a cock block

I saw this hot chick at the bar but the bull dikes kept beaver dammin me!!

by Icountsheep March 19, 2014

Beaver Spotting

The act of making an excuse to leave company to go throw up, usually after consuming copious amounts of alcohol.

This can also be used as a code as to what colour the vomit produced was.

“Where did Maik go?” “He went Beaver Spotting about 10 minutes ago, I think he found a green one”

by Little_Digital September 19, 2021

butt beaver

A buttcrack that is too hairy.

She has so much hair on her butt that it looks like her beaver. She has a butt beaver!

by BeaverBuzzer July 22, 2014

Beaver Dam

The female equivalent of "cock block". When a female is trying to get laid but someone is blocking her efforts.

That girl is beaver daming me right now.

by Bacita Mae Jenkins May 12, 2022