Newton Beaters

Breasts that would cause Sir Issac Newton to reconsider his theory of gravity. The kind of tits that inexplicably seem to defy gravity.

Would you look at the Newton beaters on that, Giles. Quite remarkable.

by dogegg June 23, 2016

Theatre beater

A theatre beater is the action of public masturbation inside of a movie theater. A theatre beater often happens during a moment of sexual tension or arousal within the movie being played; thus causing the movie goer to transition into a frenzy of their own personal delight. While often secretive, a theatre beater can be a distraction if done carelessly.

Hamilton: what was that man behind us doing?
Jerry: what man?
Hamilton: THE ONE INSIDE OF THR THEATRE TO TMNT!!
Jerry: oh him? He was getting in a rad theatre beater to Leonardo!!
Hamilton: HELL YEAH HE WAS, HE CAME ALL OVER TGE BACK OF MY HEAD!!

by TMNT SCRAPER March 24, 2025

Cowboy meat beater

Cowboy Meat Beater is a person so cool he never failed NNN and if you dare mess with him he'll have sexual relations with your mother

"is that Cowboy meat beater wow he looks so based"

"yep he IS very based indeed

by Fionn T. January 4, 2022