Beachhead dick

The kind of dick (sex) a man gives you when you least expect it. It's loud, rough, and generally occurs at early hours in the morning. It's a reference to wartime (mainly World War 2) invasions of enemy beachheads that occurred early in the morning, and involved massive troop movements, intense fighting, and loud explosions. Beachhead dick always ends with both the partners feeling extremely exhausted, shocked, and very sweaty. The girl always submits first during beachhead dick, such as when a enemy beach is invaded and after many hours of intense battle, the enemy is to tired to keep fighting and surrenders.

"My boyfriend suprised me this morning with some amazing beachhead dick."

"My husband bent me over last night and gave me the most intense beachhead dick I've ever experienced."

"The sex I had last night was so amazing. It reminded me of this war movie I watched once, it was so loud and utterly exhausting. It was some real beachhead dick."

by Gingerbread Man December 26, 2016

beach leopard

A snow leopard that has adapted to a warmer climate

Beach leopards are commonly found on the prowl, dining at elegant establishments, lapping up fine wines at seaside resorts.

by 22Bumblebeez June 16, 2017

beach hut

Someone undeserving of the swagger they display, someone who displays more confidence than they are entitled to.

Look at him swanning around, what a fucking beach hut

by Beachyboi January 4, 2018

beach jesus

That guy with jesus like hair found on the beach always without a shirt. He is seen commonly fishing or walking the beach without a shirt on. Always has beer, and always offers one to you.

Guy 1: Did you see Beach Jesus there today on the beach?
Guy 2: Yeah he gave me a beer and showed me where the babes hang out.

by Zc33 May 8, 2018

Beach Eagle

A Seagull.

Not to be mistaken with a "screaming eagle".

That beach eagle just shat on my french fries.

by GNej June 7, 2018

Beach Taco

When you're playing frisbee on the beach and you are running for it and you fall in the sand get sand on yo buns and then roll up in a beach towel

_your name here__ became a beach taco

__your name here__ became a beach taco

by Zoe5280 September 4, 2018

Beach has a deck

When a girl low key isn't a girl.

Another way of saying that bitch has a dick.

"Yo Jeanne is fine af" "Haha man that beach has a deck if you know what I'm saying" "bro how you know?" "what pshhhh I don't"

by moneytrees98 October 23, 2019