beading

the emmission of a small drop of pre-semen at the tip of ones bell during the early stages of arousal.

"when margaret entered the drawing room in that fetching blouse, i couldn't help beading"

by Tom Pullan July 5, 2004

Lord Beard

(Prop.N)
1) Bearded Philadelphian, prone to ambulation and imbibing. Philosophical in rhetoric yet simple in nature.

2) drunken extravert cavorting about karaoke bars

3) frontman for HATCH, founders of " Valorecore ", also described as Dadaist Punk

" Hey it's Lord Beard, hide the booze"

by A.E. Dillinger December 16, 2006

Playoff Beard

When one's sports team makes it to the playoffs. Team members stop shaving their facial hair thus growing a 'playoff beard.' As long as that team is in the playoffs, the beard stays. When the team loses and gets removed from the playoffs, or ends up winning the championship; then, the beard can be shaved.

"Hey John, I heard your team lost your semi-finals game yesterday."

"Yeah we did, it's a shame. I gotta' shave the old playoff beard off tonight."

by Andrew Dargel June 1, 2006

High Beam Punishment

High Beam punishment is what happens when an aggressive driver from behind you wants you to get out of his/her way and you don't get out of the way fast enough so that driver puts on his/her bright high beam headlights to hurt your eyes. High Beam punishers are low life losers that are too aggressive. They want to prove they are somehow more superior by abusing others on the road. Most, if not all, male High Beam punishers have a small dick and are over compensating by driving an overly expensive car or driving a huge pickup truck or SUV. Lady High Beam Punishers are similar to their male counterparts because they are also too aggressive, mean, stupid, abusive and have no life.

Shit! that fucker behind me just gave me High beam punishment because I didn't get out of the way fast enough.
That Ass Hole!

by *Dr Dave November 21, 2009

Chocolate Beard

Thick layer of excrement plastered across the back of a toilet bowl following high-velocity bowel movements. Gravity and geometry conspire to fashion this matter into a beard-shaped carpet of filth.

Some beards can survive multiple flushes, leading to the ultimate ignobility of cleaning up someone else's beard to avoid implication.

Also known as a "manural".

Oh man, I just went to the toilet and some fellow had left a chocolate beard in there.

by Mr Casual May 18, 2006

Hector Beard

Noun. A type of beard coined by Eric Bana as the character Hector in the movie Troy. The beard is more than scruffy, but not a full beard. It is trimmed semi-well, should remind the onlooker of sexy Greek men, and it is usually in a dark tone. The beard has amazing properties, like endowing its wearer with sexiness and curing cancer.

Girl: Oh man, that guy has the best Hector beard!

Girl 2: You are so right, lets ask him to make babies.

by RAZILY October 31, 2008

Pires beard

Small, pencil thin line of facial hair on the chin.

Made famous by footballer Robert Pires.

A: Wow, look at that guy's Pires beard.

B: Yep

by The Seventh Si December 12, 2003