Check yourself before you shrek yourself

Take a chill pill and look at your actions. Examine what you're next action because right now, you're heading in a bad direction.

Person: I think I'll go see La La Land!

Me: Check yourself before you shrek yourself, dickhead.

by macabre pizza coffin April 19, 2017

big up yourself

Traditional male Jamaican salutory greeting accompanied by closed fists bumped one atop the other and then reversed expressing well wishes, friendship and respect

Everybody wid sense big up (yourself)*

*understood

by thinly_veiled October 19, 2003

Have a word with yourself

When one is sent into the corner of a room, to speak quietly and coherently to oneself, with focus on remedial action on previous actions that initiated the demand from friend to go and "Have a word with yourself" (V)do the obvious

Shall we spit roast your bird tonight?
"Think you need to go and have a word with yourself"

by Wilson September 29, 2004

Don't hurt yourself

A way of indicating someone's incompetence at trying to complete a task.

Letting someone know that no matter how hard they are trying it is a pretty weak attempt.

Don't hurt yourself trying to act cool enough to pick up pussy.

by DoctorVegas December 02, 2009

go fuck yourself

To tell someone to go away or to just leave you alone or never talk to them ever again.

PJ: Hey can i eat dinner at your house ?
AJ: yeah right, go fuck yourself.

ahhaha

COMEBACK: if your a male or female and an ugly opposite person of sex tells you to "go fuck yourself", you should reply :"I'd rather be fucking myself then fucking you". ahhaha

by jUiCY JAYDA September 18, 2007

Big Up Yourself

Enjoy your status, you've earned it.

Originally a Jamaican expression which has spread to wider audiences through the Ali G Show and US urban radio.

That was a wicked combination tune you did with Beres Hammond. Big Up Yourself, star!

by Redlocks June 12, 2011

do-it-yourself-centered

A term used to describe someone who insists upon making and repairing everything themselves, often to the detriment of their relations with others.

Janet: Today is our anniversary, but all Joe wants to do is stay home and tile the shower.

Janet's mom: Serves you right! You could have married Billy Ackerman, but noooo. You had to have someone handy. You should have listened to me when I warned you that he was do-it-yourself-centered.

by Empty D October 01, 2009