Baker

Baker may not be a person but sure is the cutest old dog i have met. When you find a Baker just know that there a keeper by far. WHEN A BAKER ROLLS UP DON'T LET HIM GO

Dog 1 : hey whats your name?
Dog 2: Duke. You?
Dog 1: okay just let me X you off my list
Dog 2 : wait huh?
Dog 1: don't worry about it!
Dog 3 : Hey
Dog 1: Oh hi hot shot
Dog 3: ummmmmmmmmmm
Dog 1 : so what your name and do you have a owner?
Dog 3: Baker and no
Dog 1: okay just let me check you off

Dog 3:...
Dog 1: oh well that lady looks mad lets run!
Me : HES MINE GIVE HIM TO ME NOW!
dog 1 ; NEVER!!!
Me: ( bites paws off)
Dead dog 1: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Me : i told you to give him to me...
Me : okay baker lets head home now its about time i found one of you.
Dog 3 (Baker) : How did you know my name?

by BAKERS MOM FOREVER December 1, 2020

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carla baker

Carla baker is the swamp creature of sindey ohio

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by Fucked up people January 19, 2024

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The Baker

The Baker is somebody who plans the meals, buys the ingredients, preheats the oven then serves the meal but who never gets to eat the muffin.

Last night The Baker went to bed alone after being rejected by his wife for sex even after he prepped everything, and I do mean everything.

by anonymous January 8, 2025

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Hana the baker

A swaggy baker who is short and swag.

Are you a Hana the baker?

by _m1ku_ March 8, 2021

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cave baker

A massagonist man who speaks like a cave man and spends most of his time getting high. He tries to meet women on Hinge but his dialect ( mostly Dutch) prevents him from getting his point across

That rude guy that kept texting me is such a cave baker.

by Zillah1014 January 15, 2019

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