Shake And Bake

When A Male Excretes Feces During Sexual Intercourse And The Female Simultaneously Has A Seizure.

John Showed Up At His Girlfriends House With Several Bran Muffins And A Strobe Light. He Knew Before The Night Was Over His Girlfriend Would Be The Proud Recepient Of A Little Thing Called "Shake and Bake".

by LE & SJ™ January 11, 2009

Shake and Bake

Medical terminology for "fever and chills", often associated with Amphotericin administration.

Patient X had a systemic fungal infection. After he started a course of Amphotericin, it was nothing but shake and bake with him/her.

by The Professional January 27, 2005

Clam Bake

The art of two (or more) women rubbing their lower genetalia together. Their "clams" get so hot, there have multiple orgasms. This becomes the "bake".

Lynn: Last night, I had Jo and Flo over the house for a clam bake.

Syd: How was it?

Lynn: Everyone was satisfied. Can't you tell by the smile on my face?

by V J January 5, 2006

Fake and Bake

Taking the day off school/college/university/work to get high with friends.

Teacher: "Where were you on Monday?"
Studennt: "Mate, fake and bake!"
Teacher: "S'cool, then."

by Barwick Massif' February 27, 2009

Shake and Bake

In the fire service it means that you are just about to get burnt over.

1. Shake out your fire shelter.

2. Bake in it until the fire passes.

During fire shelter training.

Come on it's time to shake and bake.

When referring to a deployment.

Those guys had to shake and bake to survive.

by AlistairMacIlherron September 21, 2009

Clam-bake

When a woman smokes marijuana through her vagina. clam (as in vagina) and bake (as in getting baked)

I paid two chickens and a lifetime of regret to see a girl have a clam-bake in India

by Kerburki July 4, 2009

wake and bake

Can also be used as a noun: A person who wakes and bakes on a regular basis, gets high a lot, is almost always high.

Person 1: That new boy in our class is so cute!
Person 2: Aye! But don't waste your time, I have heard that he is a wake and bake.

by CLS 8888 October 3, 2016