Banchelord

The superior being of all circumstances, without surpassing god.

James is the banchelord of weed being baked and getting box.

by Dill Whitman November 10, 2016

benchority

When you have a larger bench press max then someone, you are in control of them.

Dude 1: "Hey,you going down to the Fetty Factory to test your bench."
Dude 2: "Haha yea give me a massage, BENCHORITY!"

by Stockingstuffer78 December 28, 2016

banchin

Something that's awesome

"I got my new car today."

"Wow man that's banchin!"

by banchin February 7, 2017

Benchwarmer

Somebody who hasn't reached any "bases" yet, somebody who has been single their whole life or is currently single

"Bob is a benchwarmer... He hasn't even gotten to first base yet!"

by ALonelyKea June 8, 2017

Bench penis

When you have to bench your penis because your such a player.

I get too much vag I need to bench penis

by erpfeljbfgpfdfu July 27, 2017

benchbuddy

the best buddy you can find, the kind of friend that's always there for you and even though the two of you may suck, you suck together

like a bench warmer, only better

Wow, who's that sitting over there? Must be a benchbuddy .
Great job, I knew you could do it, benchbuddy !

by girlwiththefood October 29, 2017

bench drinking

Drinking a full bench in the time span of an hour.

Damn boi, you gonna start bench drinking that shit or what.

by Iwasrene1 November 11, 2017