Arizona Orbital

When your on a big weld job and your boss has no welds for you and your weld partner to make. But you have a small pipe fit up to weld so you brother in law it to look busy and basically fuck em over

Hey I think we should give Covo the ol arizona orbital

by Tbone601 January 8, 2023

Arizona Dutch Oven

That fuckin steel beam in Blake’s garage he started climbing on for some reason

You see blake climb the Arizona Dutch Oven? Gotta be a V6 at least.

by hustwe January 18, 2023

Arizona

A place that used to be paradise decades ago when it was run by sensible, libertarian-minded conservatives like Barry Goldwater who believed in a night-watchman state that mostly minded its own damn business. Now, however, it's run by a bunch of fascists who are owned by the GEO group, installed by all the boomer farts who have moved here from the Rust Belt to retire and who think that, on general principles, anything that's any fun should be banned and anyone under the age of 50 should be under some form of correctional supervision. A 22-year-old dude who sleeps with a 17-year-old chick there will be required by law to register for life as a sex offender, even if the judge knocks the charge down to a misdemeanor, and even if the two wind up getting married. Seriously!

But wait, there's more! Things are about to get even worse in Arizona: Having completely destroyed their own state, CALI-fornicators are fleeing to and overrunning the place in massive numbers and will surely soon be voting to impose the same lunacy that degraded California to the point where they could no longer stand to live there, just as they did in Colorado and Oregon.

Also, the places there where everyone lives (Phoenix and Tucson) are very, very fuckin' hot in the summer. Especially Phoenix. (Tucson is usually a few degrees cooler due to its higher elevation but it's still hotter than the interior of a blue supergiant).

I live in Arizona and grew up here. Right now, I am plotting my getaway to Montana. I hope they don't hate Arizonans as much as they hate Californians.

by enfant terrible April 19, 2023

Arilogy

noun: the collective name for the three Ariana Grande albums released in the years 2018-2020 being Sweetner, thank u, next & positions representing Ariana’s healing from her trauma following the Manchester bombing incident of her 2017 Dangerous Woman Tour & the tragic passing of rapper Mac Miller

I just love the Arilogy albums

by readelia April 30, 2023

Arizona Sandbag

The act of burying a woman's face in sand, finishing in a woman, then filling her vagina up with sand

Cindy and I went to the desert and she let me give her an Arizona Sandbag

by CheeseOnMyWilly June 5, 2023

arizona aesthetic

An aesthetic that is particularly reminiscent of the stretchy, sandy, desertous terrain, and long, dry roads, and sparse gas stations of Arizona. Think "The Long Drive" or especially "Road 96".

Gamer: "The Arizona aesthetic in this game is great. I love the car models."
Gamer 2: "I agree, really like the sound design of the trucks going by."

by .Zuren June 23, 2023

Arizona Snowball

When they suck your kidney stones out of your dick, and spit them into your mouth.

Jenny gave Mark an Arizona Snowball and he almost choked to death!

by FkinGeorge July 14, 2023