andres

yummy <3

andres is gonna be SEXY when we get into high school :D

by brianna&macie. October 18, 2008

Andres the Short Mayate

Andres a guy that tries too hard to get pussy but actually wants dick. His dick is usually between 1-2 inches erect and goes for girls that are too ahead of his league. He makes a good friend but only when you’re with others so you can laugh at him. He looks like Toro Max and he wonders why he gets no bitches. Andres is about 3”5 ft on a good day.

No mames look at Andres the Short Mayate trying to get at Daniela.

by Andy the Mayate October 12, 2019

Andrei

Andrei is a guy that wants to marry you.

Girl 1: "A guy asked me to marry him today."

Girl 2: "He must be an Andrei."

by Mushkaaaa October 21, 2011

Andrei

Someone who is ridiculously mentally autistic, this decease is diagnosed with HIV laced with cocaine. This unidentified specie has a laugh close to a hyena.Once you hear this laugh you get a instant autistic attack.
(special info) It's only known weakness is a bitch named Aby. Issa hoe.

(insert feminist) "Look at that Andrei, such a retard."
(insert Andrei patient) "OMG i am offended, i will call daddy Andrei on your flat pancakes ass!"

by Yo Nigga, Tyrone January 1, 2018

Andres Manuel Lopez Obrador

The 58th President of Mexico who is the best and currently not the most CORRUPT unlike the last president who RUINED the whole Fucking country. He's a left winger from the National Regeneration Movement or MORENA. He used to be in the PRI until he left the party around the late 80s. That was one of the greatest decisions he has ever made.

Andres Manuel Lopez Obrador won the election with 53% of the vote

by AMLO_Tucanes_Obrador May 20, 2019

Andrei

A wet wipe with no friends, family that love him or a loyal girlfriend. Anyone called Andrei should get their name changed asap as no girl with a working brain would decide to hump this wet towel

Hey Andrei your a fag
I know *insert any name here except andrei*

by A Bangladeshi fucking chad October 3, 2018

Peter Andre

A Satanic figure, often associated with ritual sacrifices and large, candle lit pentagrams (5 pointed stars). Often used as an adjective to describe something of Satanic or Diabolic nature.

Dude, that pentagram is so Peter Andre!

Stop annoying me or I'll get Peter Andre on your arse.

They sacrificed the pig in the name of Peter Andre.

by D Walker December 11, 2008