Jules Alexander

Jules Gary Alexander was born on September 25th 1943 and is a musician who is a member of the Pop group The Association. However, Jules Alexander is also a literal God. When Jesus became the messiah, he said in his acceptance speech "I want to thank Jules Alexander, my guy".

Interviewer: "Who do you look up to most?"
Floyd Mayweather: Jules Alexander

by Bawrence Findlemanner XLII October 16, 2022

Alexander

Alexander is a typical slavic guy who loves to get wasted every weekend after work, although at the same time he is annoyed of doing the same thing over and over again.

-Where are Alexander’s plans for tonight ?
-Ahh, he will probably be getting drunk tonight after a long working day. Although he knows that tomorrow he’ll have to get up early for work again.

by LG99 November 22, 2021

Alexander

He is super straight got a lot of chicks. He is the straightest out of his friends and can't be scammed. If he is from norway he is hot and bangs chicks 24/7. He is straighter than all his friends.

Everyone:Yo (Alexander) is straighter then us

by Joe gay bick December 5, 2019

Alexander

probably goth and short. he's a little ditzy and probably bisexual. but, he's also super sweet and affectionate. he loves hugs and is almost always down to give them. he also probably jokes about getting married to Gerard Way even though he never would and stans him and Lynz. He's super fun to be around, until he starts getting anxious, but it's fine because he makes up for it in the stupid amount of love memes he has saved on his phone.

"oh my god, was that a vampire?"
"no, that was just Alexander"

by yog is hurt April 12, 2020

Alexander Troy Bonita Fentress

A phat gay boi that says mean things about people in urban dictionary. An example of this is if you go to the second definition of Goldmining by SkeetSkeetQuail

Dang what a phaggut I bet his name is Alexander Troy Bonita Fentress

by SkeetSkeetQuail May 2, 2019

alexander franchescetti

one of the hottest and sweetest guys you’ll ever meet, he is also funny and has an amazing laugh. every time you are around him you wanna smile cause he brings light to your day, he is also a really great friend. he supports you and will give you a hug when you need it. make sure you be-friend him cause he’s a keeper.

person 1: why are you so happy?
person 2: cause i just hung out with alexander franchescetti! what a great guy.

by alex’s rly good friend March 6, 2020

Alexander

some crazy, weird, and just stupid mf

That kid Alexander is a weirdo.

by RaubSucks December 7, 2021