Dysfunctional Alcoholic

A person who is so addicted to alcohol, that they require alcohol in order to perform simple day to day tasks. This is different from a functional alcoholic, which is someone who can function without drinking and is merely an insufferable fuckwad when they haven't had a drink in a while.

Did you hear about Dave? He's turned into a dysfunctional alcoholic and his house is being reposessed.

by Baldr57 August 10, 2020

alcohol digger

A person, typically a college student, who dates or seeks to establish a relationship with another person with the sole purpose of getting alcohol in return.

She’s an alcohol digger, she wants to go out to dinner with him because he bought $600 worth of alcohol.

by IvyProb November 12, 2017

Alcoholic

Soora

That kid over there looks like a soora. Ohhhhh really, an alcoholic?

by Sexy queen2669 December 26, 2021

Alcohol

The lube I use to slide through the hairy, frigid crevices of the big gapping asshole called life.

At least wine and dine me up with some drug store alcohol before you come home and fuck me, trynna tell me my cat just died.

by PopeReagan April 16, 2017

Alcoholic

Someone named Hannah who can’t go without a drink even at a funeral it’s giving Frank Gallagher

drinking in church is just like the vibe

No that’s an alcoholic Hannah

by Frank Gallagher 2.0 July 26, 2025

alcoholically

Of, or relating to alcohol.

Alcoholically speaking, wine is usually stronger than beer.

John won't be able to keep up Bill alcoholically.

by pbchase May 24, 2022

dry alcoholic

An alcoholic that no longer drinks

A dry alcoholic is a person who has overcome being and alcoholic and so therefore, no longer drinks

by Destination-UnKnown May 23, 2018