extortion abortion

When an extortion attempt turns in to an aborted mission

Hub: dude, what even happened to the whole shit-show with Patricia?

Barney: you mean the voice memo threatening me with urban dictionary posts to get me fired?

Hub: ya, did you turn that voice memo in to the police and California Bar Association?

Barney: nah, from some reason she backed off after filing a bunch of anonymous complaints, essentially pulling an extortion abortion and not sure why. Oddly he switched is focus on Kat with anonymous tips

Hub: ah, total douche defined...

by the comand'r November 20, 2023

relational abortion

To abortion one's spouse

He went to jail when he had a relational abortion

by 459395 June 29, 2023

China Abortion

When a man is uppercut in the testicles with enough force to castrate him.

Bro if you keep being frisky I might have to give you a China Abortion

I finna boutta China Abort his ass

by Choukey February 17, 2020

canadian abortion

When you hit a pregnant girl in her cooter with a hockey stick causing a miscarriage.

Gordy found out his girlfriend was knocked up, so he gave her the ol’ Canadian Abortion.

Problem solved.

by Phat Guy Tie Dye January 6, 2024

Abortion Dodger

A woman, who by virtue of sheer stupidity and laziness, produces offspring which she then publicly parades and neglects, thus annoying everyone. This species is particularly virulent on British trains after 9 o'clock.

Abortion Dodger scrounger annoying chav neglect

by Perfectibilist May 26, 2016

Trump killed abortion

Deliberately incendiary rhetoric.

Hym "HE KILLED IT! TRUMP KILLED ABORTION! HE RAPED IT! AND THEN HE MURDERED IT! AND THEN HE BURIED IT IN HIS BACKYARD! BUT WAIT! A COP IS INVESTIGATING! GONNA HAVE TO KILL HIM TOO! BAM! SHOVEL TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD! GONNA HAVE TO HIDE THE CORPSE! BUT THE COPS ARE ON TO US! WE'LL HAVE TO DIG UP THE ABORTIONS, GRAB THE ABORTIONS AND THE COP, AND TOSS THEM INTO THE BACK OF THE TRUCK! DRIVE OUT TO THE FOREST AND BURY THE BOTH IN A SHALLOW GRAVE! WE'RE DIGGING THE GRAVE BUT, OH NO! RANDOM HUNTER IN THE WOODS! BANG BANG! CLAP THE HUNTER BEFORE HE REALIZES WHAT'S HAPPENING! WE'LL JUST HAVE TO DIG THE HOLE A LITTLE BIT DEEPER..."

by Hym Iam April 12, 2024

Abortion shot

A shot of tequila after swallowing semen

Brit took an abortion shot with her boyfriend Mike

by Mommy go May 13, 2022