*Girl in front seat to a friend
“ If you’d like my advice.-”
“Literally no one wants your advice, Karen. Your advice is verbal junk mail.”
“ If you’d like my advice.-”
“Literally no one wants your advice, Karen. Your advice is verbal junk mail.”
by K_IRL October 14, 2020

A term used to describe a males scrotum usually from the bent over position. (usually through a set of tight pants or cycle shorts etc...)
"Oh, looks like johnny is giving us a look at his mail bag!!"
Looks like Johnny is showing us the back side of his scrotum through his cycle shorts.
Looks like Johnny is showing us the back side of his scrotum through his cycle shorts.
by PLASTIQUE July 13, 2012

by EatSkones February 12, 2017

by 101north February 2, 2017

A cousin who is sent through the mail, whether digital or real life, who proceeds to commit sinful acts, usually of a sexual nature.
by Djchao February 5, 2022

Mail stamps originally originated from the small land mass know as English. The first homo sapien to use these sticky pieces of technology was a man by the name of Dr J.Murdoch. Dr Murdoch sat in his chair wondering what to do with this pieces of paper. Dr Murdoch decided they would be good to put on those envelope things. So he slapped one on a envelope. Dr Murdoch instantly thought it looked sick. So he started printing a heap of them. When they were finished printing he sat down to have his dinner, which was Chicken soup (prepared by his lovely wife). While he was eating he admired his stamps. Then he dropped then all I his soup on accident. He quickly scooped them out and let them dry. He sniffed them and they smelled like chicken. He liked it and decided that he'd do it to all his stamps from now on. And that's why all the mail stamps now smell like chicken.
by Hazza_P December 23, 2020
