Patrick Moment

When you say you’re going to do something and you don’t.

My friend bailed on me after saying he’d help me last night, he had a Patrick Moment.

by SillyMan33 May 11, 2022

Patrick Pound

When your tall friend or lover fucks you up the ass with his horse cock till it pops your lower intestine

After getting ghosted, Lee Patrick Pounded his sister.

by thej3wforyou May 28, 2022

Patrick-sexual

Feeling sexually attracted to Patrick the sea star from spongebob

"man I want Patrick so bad, Spongebob and Morgan can fuck off"
"I think I'm Patrick-sexual

by idf_k March 30, 2022

Patrick nichols

Patrick Nichols is a male born in Missouri with an attitude of I can do anything I set my mind to.was third of four boys with a understanding father and grandma who loved without limits.met love of his life.Had two beautiful children.he is very high strung Loyal to his friends Always there for the underdog. Hates authority.i.e.(Law enforsement ...

Who ever finally is born to Patrick Nichols is going to be well took care of.

by Nick Danger Brother February 9, 2022

Patrick Girl

When someone gets laid, but the passive element won't move during the sexual act, similar to patrick star from sponge bob 'squirt' pants sleeping under his stone.

- Yo, so how was your night with Brithany?
-Oh not much fun, just a patrick girl.
-Same as Jesse.

by Mirkitrifikinti_iIshtar May 18, 2021

patrick quinn

when he isnt writing for the Associated Press or coaching hockey teams, hes kicking ass and taking names, as are all people so blessed with the name of Patrick Quinn

Person 1: Hey is that Patrick Quinn?
Person 2: yea it is!
<person1 & 2 highfive>

by PDQ February 22, 2008

doing a patrick

Mixing up two pop legends or other people of note (or notoriety).

X: Is Bob Dylan still doing Live Aid or...?
Y, t Z: (He's doing a patrick again...)

by Turlip March 13, 2013