Phantom Dingleberry

The sensation of a Dingleberry rolling down your pant leg and when checked there is no said Dingleberry to be found.

I was walking across the dance floor when I felt a dingleberry roll from between my cheeks and down my leg. I looked behind me mortified of what I would find, only to see nothing there. It was the ole' Phantom Dingleberry.

by P Word Miester December 5, 2013

phantom phase

To easily go through something as if you were a ghastly creature. Some may even say it's a phase.

This bitch on a phantom phase? He easily going through those thots as if he at BJs.

by MoscoTheGuy July 18, 2018

Phantom Tears

The feeling of tears running while being just fine.

Friend 1: I have lived in that home for too long, I can feel these phantom tears.
Friend 2: You did live there for over 20 years, I'm sure you'll miss it.

by Bro_Egg July 15, 2021

Phantom Research

Creating facts to support your argument. Often alluding to "research" that can't be verified.

Weston is amazing at doing phantom research to support his arrogance.

by Publius Valerius Publicola December 9, 2008

Phantom Shit

when you fart very slowly and it feels warm and wet and almost like you shit yourself

Guy 1: Oh no, I think I just shat myself, something came out all warm and wet
Guy 2: Check your underwear to make sure
Guy1: Dont worry it was only a phantom shit

by damharvs June 28, 2016

phantom relationship

A relationship that feels like it's still there even though it's long over

Friend 1 :Blake and I are broken up but it still feels like we're together

Friend 2 :It must be a phantom relationship

by Theblackwhiteandcolorfulhuman May 13, 2015

Phantom Blunt

The act of smoking a blunt/joint without blunt/joint in hand.
Occurs whenever one sees/thinks another smoking a blunt/joint. This universally acts as a salute to fellow pot smokers.

I totally saw this guy smoking maui wowie, I would have gone there to request a hit, but i was with my mom.So i just phantom blunted to feel a millionth of a weed high.

by Pothead maxi September 3, 2010