whe driving your car and receiving oral sex, you lock the steering wheel down on the back of their head so they cannot come up
by Brian O. May 04, 2005
When Big Oil ass rapes an entire region then smears the toxic remains over several hundred miles creating a mustache or Dirty Valdez.
In 1989 Exxon gave Alaska The Dirty Valdez because a future governor would not abort her love child.
by pubesforpetrolem June 13, 2010
When you knock a girl out with a dickslap, after sticking it up her ass, and therefor leave a mustache of shit on her upper lip
Is Kristin coming to school today?
No, she feels unpleasant because, I did a dirty florian on her yesterday.
No, she feels unpleasant because, I did a dirty florian on her yesterday.
by Dirty_Benjadin December 02, 2019
the act of having sex with woman in the bathroom of an italian restaurant, wearing only a pink polo-type shirt with a heavily starched and popped collar, as she proceeds to pick up small rocks of cocaine off the moist floor underneath the urinal, rub it on her nipples, and scream out a comment involving pizza.
"What did she scream out when you gave her that dirty paolo?"
"Here's the pepperoni on your pizza, you minderaser..."
"Here's the pepperoni on your pizza, you minderaser..."
by Wisc N. Corner November 12, 2006
by PooDaddyMan May 17, 2011
by Sksks June 17, 2019
A winter specific act; the person grabs an icicle from outside and uses it as a dildo until it melts. This continues until the person's insides are frost bitten.
by EdgyMeemStar May 21, 2019