muller light greek yogurt

when she sit on your chode and you grab her by the hips and start vigorously shaking her up and down like a spray can, the smaller the penis the stronger the intensity

kyan: i had to give her the muller light greek yogurt last night

me: because it’s too small?

keean: ye uh

by no1mlpfan March 6, 2021

Yogurt Twerk

When you twerk with yogurt balanced on your ass.

Candice: Yo i'm gonna yogurt Twerk
Jerry: don't make a mess

by Ack! I'm chocking April 5, 2021

Yogurt ass

Counterintuitive. Not a fit ass. An ass that jiggles and has the consistency of yogurt. The best kind. Jiggly and soft. Moves back at you.

She kept walking in front of me in Target, and she had a yogurt ass. It just jiggled and moved as it pleased.

by Mcgwicko April 17, 2021

yogurt flute

Another word for the male appendage (dick)

Yo man, your yogurt flute is hanging out of your pants, put that thing away.

by ftothek June 17, 2022

yogurt covered raisins

only the best food ever and if you disagree, perish

bro 3: bro do you want some yogurt covered raisins
bro 4: nah, i hate those
*bro 4 fucking denigrates*

by august so cool (not clawthorne June 30, 2022

Expired Strawberry Yogurt

When you creampie your girl after barebacking a street hooker and finish in her, the pairing of chlamydia and your semen combines to make a strawberry yogurt looking liquid that has now caused her to get chlamydia as well.

Damian: Bounce that ass back baby
Emily: Ohh yasss, creampie me 😛
Damian: Awww shiii I'm boutta bust I'm boutta bust I'm boutta bust
Damian: Awwww hell nawww, my jizz pink
Emily: Yummy strawberry yogurt, *eats*
Damian: Nawww that's expired strawberry yogurt honey

by Samuelthehoe August 10, 2022

Purple-Headed-Yogurt-Slinger

Modern slang word for a nonbinary person that has a penis and purple hair dye.

Yo, did you hear about Machel? I hard he was a Purple-Headed-Yogurt-Slinger.

by Turbocharger.qcow2 November 20, 2022