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New York Islanders

1. Model of how to NOT run a hockey franchise.

2. The New York Mets of hockey.

3. Typical suburban sports franchise that luckily built a winning team for a few seasons half a century ago thus having fans that think the team is somehow looking good despite clearly sucking.

4. The NHL's official farm team.
1. Did you hear the New York Islanders traded Roberto Luongo so they could draft an unhealthy goalie to sign for 15 years.

2. The New York Islander team jersey has been changed to completely orange with Stan Fishler's face on the front.

3. The New York Islanders haven't had a good season in nearly three decades? Why are people still wearing Potvin jerseys- isn't he dead by now?

4. Jason Blake's on fire! Where'd you get him? "You know, the New York Islanders"
by DiPietrosHipGroin December 18, 2008
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Yorba Linda High School

A newly opened high school in Yorba Linda CA. It is completely filled with snobby rich OC kids who think they're the shit. This school's boundaries were purposely created so that all the wealthy whites and FOB Asians could attend. Students of other colors and with less money were turned away despite that it is supposed to be a public school. The teachers are all unqualified middle school instructors.

Their mascot, the "Mustangs" does not sufficiently cover what these students really are. A decent mascot would have been the "Jackasses." The sports at this school are a complete joke because they let any old nobody with no experience be on their teams. Also, they are trying to claim that they have varsity teams even though the school only harbors freshmen and sophomores who are immature idiots. The sophomores behave like freshmen and the freshmen have actually digressed back to 7th grade due to the lack of seniors on campus. The students at YLHS have no idea how to act their own age.

All in all, Yorba Linda High School is a sick twisted joke of a school that only messed things up for Valencia and other high schools in the area.
John: "Where do you live?"

Mary: "I live in the hills of Bryant Ranch."

John: "I could tell by your bitchy attitude. You go to Yorba Linda High School then?"

Mary: "Of course! I'm on varsity volleyball, waterpolo, and dance even though I've never done any of those sports in my life!"
by 1a2b3c4d5e6f February 16, 2010
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New York NES

When sex isn't working as well anymore...you take your penis out, blow on it and stick it back in.
I love giving girls the ol' New York NES
by Clotuscreature July 18, 2009
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Yorkoed

1.) To stick it to fellow co-workers

2.) When Backing into the garage, they take the easy parking spot, by doing that,making the next crew who has to back in perform a nascar-like Maneuver and back a 5 ton Ambulance in a "Z" patteren
3.) When you supervisor lies to you, causeing you to be down by 4 runs so he can watch the Steeler game
When supervisor pull rank, and try to get out of doing their job
by Amb Driver,INC February 10, 2005
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Yorkshire Shampoo

When one masterbates violently in the shower as Yorkshiremen do, opens a shampoo bottle and ejaculates into it, mixing their ejaculate with the shampoo inside, meaning the next shower user will use the shampoo oblivious to it's contents...
I was just wondering whether you used the top quality Yorkshire shampoo
by Snoop Doggyy December 2, 2011
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yorro

a phrase created by the Ryan Ross fandom meaning "You're only Ryan Ross once."
Hey lets go put on some eyeliner and rosevests! Yorro!
by yorroisthemotto May 10, 2012
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Yortygoon

Yortygoons are people who hang out with someone referred to as a 'Yorty'. These 'Yorty' are hazardous creatures that feed on the living soul of those who defy them. If you ever come across one, you must lay down and they will not be able to see you.
Guy: Dude, did you see those Yortygoons the other day? They were helpng out that 'Yorty' thing.
Guy 2: Yeah, they are awkward little buggers.
by Frosty701 June 10, 2012
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