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either you eat bacon, or you are wrong

a phrase meaning "there is no point in arguing with you because you adamantly continue claiming your point of view, even in the face of scientific evidence to the contrary."
Aunt Petunia : Harry, you dress so terribad.

Harry : lol. either you eat bacon, or you are wrong, right? If I would conduct an opinion poll among Hogwarts students, 100% of them would say I dress normally for my school and generation.
by Sexydimma August 28, 2014
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Wrong Direction

What we call One Direction when they break up.
Man: Have you heard about Wrong Direction?
1D Fangirl: No.
Man: Shit, you're late girl. It's a band we used to call One Direction.
by Ziggurat_ May 17, 2015
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spanking the wrong oval

1) Wank for 10minutes

2) Get Drunk

3) Have a One night stand
4) Get kicked out your house by your wife

5) Repeat This over and over again
i was spanking the wrong oval for 2 weeks
by Real Wanker 010101011 November 25, 2016
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kissing the wrong lips

Eating a girl out so called because the labia are sometimes called lips
Dude i met up with the hottest chick ever last night and she asked me to go down on her and i started kissing the wrong lips and when she finally came she squirted so hard it put out a candle on the other side of the room.
by I am god March 23, 2016
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click-wrong

Click-wrong is when you are commenting or liking things on facebook and you click-wrong ending up with random gifs or inappropriate emoji reactions.
Omg I can't believe I just did a click-wrong on a post about a funeral - i swear i did not mean to click the laughing emoji.

Commenter 1: why do you keep commenting with weird gifs?

Commenter 2: ugh I don't mean to it's another click-wrong!
by Braindrops October 18, 2018
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Scoring On The Wrong Goal

When you get so drunk you end up fucking a guy instead of a chick
Scoring On The Wrong Goal: “Did your roommate hook up with his girl last night?” “No he got too hammered and scored on the wrong goal.”
by YeetThyMeat October 26, 2018
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foot in the wrong place

When you touch a nerve in a conversation..
You say something innocently but it ends up pissing them off.
M:Hey..how's the situation your ex coming up?😈
Shi:Are you fucking kidding me?🤨
M:Sorry...foot in the wrong place✋🏼
Shi:Next time am gonna fucking kill you🤨🤨🤨
by vndegwa December 28, 2018
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