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Winter Coating

When an old flame comes back to heat up your dating life during the frostiest season — only to discard you as spring comes, just like an old, trusty jacket.
Sarah was sad when the spring came and Mark dumped her, not realize he had just been winter coating her while it was cold.
by Gostik December 7, 2022
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winterholler

a unique son of a bitch. Typically a baby left on a bridge in china. She/he's cool and classy. humourous even. #she/hewasafosterkid
Damn, look at that Winterholler all traumatized and shit.

or...
Have you ever talked to a Winterholler? cause fuck their humor is dark.
by phartlard April 15, 2023
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winteegi chaki

a dangerous tropical island with slaves
We went to winteegi chaki to sword fight ;)
by axxxle June 25, 2023
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Unspecified Winter Holiday

The safest, most politically correct holiday in the world. Of course, that's assuming you live somewhere that they have winter....

Some people are still not used to the term, mistaking it for other holidays, as seen in the example below.
JOE: "Merry Unspecified Winter Holiday, George!"
GEORGE: "Did I just hear you wish me a merry Christmas? I'M CALLIN' THE COPS, YOU DIRTY LITTLE...!"
by Swish and Spit April 3, 2009
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Whack Winter

Masturbating until your genitalia is covered in semen, then becomes very cold.
I've been masturbating, and now I'm in a Whack Winter!!!
by Xandrox Boot December 19, 2016
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cyber winter fling

When you match with someone on a dating app and develop a fling texting, but are too deep in the winter blues, too lazy in your sweat pants, and too busy watching romantic Xmas comedies with your roommate to actually meet in person.
The key rule is to never have sex with a cyber winter fling before New Year's Eve.
by Amelietheporcupine December 29, 2016
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homo winter gear

Winter clothes such as jackets, pompom snow hats and baseball caps, worn instead of impressive winter gear such as overcoats, plain skullcaps and deerstalker hats. So called because such winter gear is typically worn by gay guys or pansies.
Because gay fellows or pansies are denied liability insurance, they are only entitled to wear homo winter gear such as winter jackets and pompom snowhats or baseball caps. Homo winter gear does not require liability insurance.

"I'm sorry, Kenny," said the claims examiner, "but because you cannot afford liability insurance due to the big H-shaped hole in your wall, you may only wear homo winter gear, such as a winter jacket and a baseball cap or even a pompom snow hat. I know you'll look like a pansy, but that's the way it is."
by JMC70 March 24, 2019
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