Unspecified Winter Holiday

The safest, most politically correct holiday in the world. Of course, that's assuming you live somewhere that they have winter....

Some people are still not used to the term, mistaking it for other holidays, as seen in the example below.

JOE: "Merry Unspecified Winter Holiday, George!"
GEORGE: "Did I just hear you wish me a merry Christmas? I'M CALLIN' THE COPS, YOU DIRTY LITTLE...!"

by Swish and Spit April 3, 2009

Whack Winter

Masturbating until your genitalia is covered in semen, then becomes very cold.

I've been masturbating, and now I'm in a Whack Winter!!!

by Xandrox Boot December 19, 2016

cyber winter fling

When you match with someone on a dating app and develop a fling texting, but are too deep in the winter blues, too lazy in your sweat pants, and too busy watching romantic Xmas comedies with your roommate to actually meet in person.

The key rule is to never have sex with a cyber winter fling before New Year's Eve.

by Amelietheporcupine December 29, 2016

homo winter gear

Winter clothes such as jackets, pompom snow hats and baseball caps, worn instead of impressive winter gear such as overcoats, plain skullcaps and deerstalker hats. So called because such winter gear is typically worn by gay guys or pansies.

Because gay fellows or pansies are denied liability insurance, they are only entitled to wear homo winter gear such as winter jackets and pompom snowhats or baseball caps. Homo winter gear does not require liability insurance.

"I'm sorry, Kenny," said the claims examiner, "but because you cannot afford liability insurance due to the big H-shaped hole in your wall, you may only wear homo winter gear, such as a winter jacket and a baseball cap or even a pompom snow hat. I know you'll look like a pansy, but that's the way it is."

by JMC70 March 24, 2019

mumbai winter

Something that doesn't exist. Like the loch ness monster.

Ghosts are like mumbai winter, you might believe in it, but it doesn't exist.

by digitalhumor September 30, 2019

Lana Winters

She deserved better.

Lana Winters, the prettiest woman alive.

by etherealclouds August 2, 2021

Dirty Winter

Someone who rides and doesn't let the man pull out, and uses the cum to make the man a breakfast sandwhich the next morning. She also doesn't believe in minecraft.

"I heard Katie tends to be a real dirty winter."

by Slikfang September 26, 2021