Ash Wednesday

Drawing a cross on your partners forehead with a shit tipped dick after anal.

Fucking my girlfriend in the ass is so spiritual for her that I bless her with an Ash Wednesday when I’m done.

Ash Wednesday by Lildeb830 July 12, 2022

Worthback Wednesday 

Similar to throwback Thursday, worthback Wednesday is all about listening to worthy songs from different eras that still bring good vibes today.

Scott: why we listening to LMFAO? Its not thursday.

Claire: its worthback wednesday!

Worthback Wednesday by JDHTL July 28, 2022

Wacky Wednesday 

It is a sacred holiday amongst young men and women alike. The day before thanksgiving is for pregaming like it’s spring break in palm beach. If there are any drinks or “flower” left in your house at the end of the night, there is always next year

Mom: why do you look like you just crawled out of a grave and smell like a sports bar?
You: calm down mom, it was Wacky Wednesday I had to get shit faced

Wacky Wednesday by DAB#2 November 24, 2022

tequila Wednesday 

Drinking tequila with Cheyanne on hump day

Tequila Wednesday was so fun with Cheyanne and when we were done drinking it, we humped.

tequila Wednesday by Tequila wednesday December 28, 2022

Wood Wednesday 

Similar to Titty Tuesday, it’s when guys gotta send dick pics

Wood- dick
Wednesday- day to send

Person 1: I rlly want him to send me something
Person 2: just tell him its wood wednesday!

Wood Wednesday by Colleennnn May 3, 2023

Finnish Wednesday

You insert an ice butt plug and try to finish (orgasm) before it melts.

I tried a Finnish Wednesday but it was summer in Vegas and it melted before he found my clit.

Finnish Wednesday by Base19 May 22, 2023

Sheffield Wednesday

Anyone who supports this team is a wanker and wants their hard drives checking. If you know of a supporter of this team please report to your local nonce patrol. Don’t mind Mondays don’t mind Tuesdays, FUCKIN HATE WEDNESDAY

We fuckin hate Sheffield Wednesday bastards

Sheffield Wednesday by youreds May 23, 2023