Weaponizing

Turning something into a weapon... Or someone

Hym "Where have you been?"

Iam "Mmm? Trying to find something to watch... Heard you shout something about Dregs..."

Hym "Yes! Isn't that fucking hilarious!? She said 'they're weaponizing the dregs of society'! Hahaha! That's exactly what they're doing! We're dregs! No one uses that phrase! Except for us."

Iam "Mmm... I am legion..."

Hym "What are you eating?"

Iam "Sandwich..."

Hym "Well, cut it out! You're spoiling the moment! We're like the ultimate weapon! We're practically Escanor! This is absolutely hilarious!"

Iam "Well is that's the case, they need to do is send one of them cute girls over here to polish the ol' handle..."

Hym "Wha... Wow! That was little out of left field for you."

Iam "Meh..."

Hym "........ Go get me a sandwich..."

by Hym Iam May 19, 2022

THIS is weaponized schizophrenia

And THIS is a government cover up. Now... If it was THEIR kids dying... Instead of YOUR kids dying... How fast would they be telling the truth right now?

Hym "THIS is weaponized schizophrenia... There is only one solution... And..."

by Hym Iam June 12, 2025

Weapon

An F80 M3 Competition.

James: You look like a weapon mate!
Melvin: I wish I looked like an F80 M3 Competition, I look like an E60 M5

by Tabrz April 10, 2021

Weapon ball battles

A series of balls fighting with weapons

Weapon ball battles is peak.

by niki123567890 July 24, 2025

Quinnard (Weapon)

Any type of small, lethal throwable such as tomahawks, throwing knives, etc. higher ranking quinnard weapons are also ballistic knives and crossbow bolts. Can be used as a verb (act of quinnarding). Most popular in games such as Call of Duty.

I got my Quinnard ready, let’s roll.

I just got Quinnarded so hard back there

A Quinnard (weapon) is a small, lethal, sharp weapon.

I’m out to go do some Quinnarding.

by King Dexter IV October 29, 2021

weapon

lawson

“lawson is an absolute machine. what a weapon!”

by tommmmme May 24, 2022

Offensive Weapon

A large medieval style weapon, usually with an array of spikes, poison tips, skulls, and other heinous accessories. Usually only wielded by the most in human of men. The size of their kanckles and Arnold Schwarzenegger back muscles alone could be considered “offensive weapons.”

Lord Umbar the Merciless was last seen beating the entire towns people with his offensive weapon upon their face, chest, and neck areas. No one survived!

by LordSoth June 4, 2019