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assault weapon

a weapon that is fed through 30 magazine clips and that has black parts, it is blamed for everything.
"assault weapons need to be banned, they are the main cause of violence, poverty, climate change and illness"
by armedmonkey5.56 May 1, 2023
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Weaponizing

Turning something into a weapon... Or someone
Hym "Where have you been?"

Iam "Mmm? Trying to find something to watch... Heard you shout something about Dregs..."

Hym "Yes! Isn't that fucking hilarious!? She said 'they're weaponizing the dregs of society'! Hahaha! That's exactly what they're doing! We're dregs! No one uses that phrase! Except for us."

Iam "Mmm... I am legion..."

Hym "What are you eating?"

Iam "Sandwich..."

Hym "Well, cut it out! You're spoiling the moment! We're like the ultimate weapon! We're practically Escanor! This is absolutely hilarious!"

Iam "Well is that's the case, they need to do is send one of them cute girls over here to polish the ol' handle..."

Hym "Wha... Wow! That was little out of left field for you."

Iam "Meh..."

Hym "........ Go get me a sandwich..."
by Hym Iam May 19, 2022
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staff weapon

A Go’a’uld weapon used by the Jaffa in the show Stargate-SG1. The weapon discharges a large orange energy bolt upon firing, capable of blasting through solid rock given six or seven shots. There is also a more powerful cannonlike version which can easily rip through a tank in one or two shots
The Jaffa always cary a staff weapon with them
by General Sanders January 3, 2021
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Weapons hold

An order that tells soldiers to only open fire when attacked or on command
The sergeant ordered his men to go weapons hold
by CommanderChase July 8, 2019
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Weaponized schizophrenia

No it isn't accountability. I'll murder your kids. You're not going to get away with paying someone else for my work. Your kids will die in terror over the stubborn delusional solipsism of some random asshole who is using my behavior as an excuse to treat me like a zoo animal.
Hym "No, hey, the weaponized schizophrenia is the problem here. How I've chosen to deal with it is this. If this fails, the child murder WILL work. I don't care about any of your sophistical bullshit. Eat a bullet. The person who ends up burying their kid isn't going to care about social cohesion or accountability. They're going to wish you had done otherwise and you're going to pretend to care."
by Hym Iam April 14, 2024
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Quinnard (Weapon)

Any type of small, lethal throwable such as tomahawks, throwing knives, etc. higher ranking quinnard weapons are also ballistic knives and crossbow bolts. Can be used as a verb (act of quinnarding). Most popular in games such as Call of Duty.
I got my Quinnard ready, let’s roll.

I just got Quinnarded so hard back there

A Quinnard (weapon) is a small, lethal, sharp weapon.

I’m out to go do some Quinnarding.
by King Dexter IV October 29, 2021
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