Windows lusers

Derogatory term used to address users of the Windows operating system

"this troll must be a windoze luser"
"dell is for windows lusers"

by Cantus November 4, 2002

Windows 7

The new operating system devised by Microsoft to get people to stop bitching about windows vista by giving them something else to bitch about.

Common issue:
Vista user: I can't believe it it looked fine on my computer!
xp user: well now it's a bunch of symbols! Try sending it to me windows 95 word doc?

New Issue:
windows 7 user: I can't believe it looks fine on your computer...
xp user: what?
windows 7 user: are you sure font 12 doesn't look like font 35?

by windowsftw December 2, 2009

Windows 7

Windows 7 is Microsoft's newest version of the Windows operating system. Like most versions of Windows, it assumes that users are completely braindead and cannot perform basic operations without a stupid warning dialogue box popping up. No eye candy can hide Windows' crappiness. Choose Windows XP, Mac OS X or Linux instead!

User: *clicks on a non-Microsoft application*

Windows 7: *pops up a dialogue box* Are you sure you want this program to run and access information from your computer?

User: *chucks computer out of the window*

by elephanzee January 17, 2010

Windows Fail

An operating system that Microsoft Windows releases that is terrible.

This results in a pattern known as the Windows Pattern.

Windows Fail = Windows 95, Windows Me, Windows Vista, Windows 8.

by Elixir of Wisdom July 8, 2015

windows up

Close the window

"Stay home! Windows up!

by sotomie April 20, 2017

Windows Vista

A gift that was from the gods Microsoft. Windows Vista was the best OS.

Windows 7: Why can’t I be cool like my older bro Windows Vista? :(

by NUBBYNUB December 15, 2018

Windows 7

A operating system developed by Microsoft. It was the most popular operating system to be used until Windows 10 came around

You are still using Windows 7?

by thatssoboring March 24, 2019