Wider racism

A replacement for racial prejudice, that makes racial prejudice sound more serious because it helps convey the same feelings that you feel when you hear racism.

I was being discriminated against by a black man! Person 2: Geez talk about wider racism.

by Sacuov July 3, 2021

Wideway

Wideway - (Noun) The shorter and wider way of any way longer than it is wide. All sideways, driveways, highways, walkways or perhaps best explained - runways have a physically constructed wideway running in a perpendicular manner to the long way.

used as a verb......

Wideway (Verb) - making a brisk and broad physical relocation movement (often in a circular pattern) in gaining separation, ideally going unnoticed in getting the fuck out of the oncoming broad sweeping path of trouble. This preemptive measure is customarily associated and necessary in foiling high levels of drama, stress, possible trouble with the PoPo (5.0), bitter exe's, connections you owe money to on a front and don't have the cash, ass whippings, etc., etc.

Example: (used as a noun)

News Anchor: "This just in to the channel 20 news room, and as follow up to this late breaking story..... On scene Aviation Traffic Safety Board Investigators have just released the following press statement. The drunk, sleep deprivated and disoriented pilot while attempting a North to South landing approach, fucked up and came in on a East to West wideway heading. No further information regarding possible injuries and fatalities has been released. We will keep you apprised of future findings and developments."

Example - "Hurry you "stuck on stupid" mother fucker, we gotta get wideway and now! Here comes your crazy dope dealing baby momma and I heard her new boyfriend is DEA!"

by whathisnuts May 5, 2010

Widespread Panic

Any situation where you are legs and/or cheeks akimbo and feel sudden terror, for example:

- you are getting fucked by the gardener when your psychopathic mobster husband comes home early

- the shit you are taking is so wide, long and dry you fear it might split your ring open and/or drag out some colon with it

- two guys hold you bent over a table while a third kicks your legs open in preparation for the gang that's about to ass rape and possibly kill you

- the glass jar you put up your ass for a sexual thrill suddenly breaks under the pressure

Dude have you seen one guy, one jar? Now THAT'S widespread panic.

by Mr. Cardboard October 30, 2011

Wideo

Hybrid of the words video and widow; a person (usually a woman) whose spouse or significant other spends most of their time playing video games, so much so that the person feels like a widow. Wideo can be used alone or in conjunction with the game or gaming system being used (or in this case abused).

"Toni is a Worlds of Warcraft Wideo--her husband spends more time on the computer than on her!"

"All the Wii Wideos in my family threatened to take our Nunchucks and beat us with them if we didn't stop playing so much!"

by Eric T. James January 9, 2009

Wideways

When 2 people are sleeping next to each other on their backs, shoulder to shoulder, as opposed to spooning

Me and KC fit on a twin air mattress and there was no spooning involved .. We were wideways!

by Pooja232 May 22, 2008

Widemanlol69

Coolest man on planet. Also very sexy and hot. He's also a centrist. And also very built different.

"widemanlol69 is so hot"

by spaceman878787 March 21, 2021

widescreen

1.effect of weed after a joint or two everything feels like a movie and turns wide screen
2.another one of the many names of weed

ex1.) dude everythings turnin widescreen hahaha(geekn out)
ex2.) nigga im on that widescreen it got me feeln allright

by halfnhalf October 14, 2007