two whole beers that night is a term used by men to tell their ultra light weight friend that he was drunk and disorderly or black out. the term is often used when the two beer query pisses him self after a night of drinking.
Jason: yo Lando, you passed out on the couch and pissed your self last night
Lando: I know shut up!
Chris: Lando to your credit you did have like two whole beers that night.
Lando: shut up!
Lando: I know shut up!
Chris: Lando to your credit you did have like two whole beers that night.
Lando: shut up!
by Rocheman4280 December 29, 2013
by Rockin Socken Chick January 29, 2025
Acting:
Gary Goldman in Leon: the professional, didn't even go Ham he took the whole boar!
Stansfield:"EVERYONNEEEE!"
Real Life:
"Yeah my brother goes beyond H.A.M he went Whole boar and smashed that!"
Cooking:
When a ham won't feed a family go outside shoot a boar and spit roast the whole thing!
Wife:"My whole family is coming for Thanksgiving"
Husband: "F***, I'll get my gun"
Gary Goldman in Leon: the professional, didn't even go Ham he took the whole boar!
Stansfield:"EVERYONNEEEE!"
Real Life:
"Yeah my brother goes beyond H.A.M he went Whole boar and smashed that!"
Cooking:
When a ham won't feed a family go outside shoot a boar and spit roast the whole thing!
Wife:"My whole family is coming for Thanksgiving"
Husband: "F***, I'll get my gun"
by Grey Mage January 12, 2012
Whoa, she's a whole lot of honey, sweeter than the do on a honeysuckle vine. Club last night had a whole lot of honey.
by NocturnalOne May 22, 2019
by WigglyGhandi 12: May 26, 2022
Its when Jesse Romo and Cody Sanchez fist a girl/Guy and leaves them bleeding and the buttwhole gets 5 inches wider.
by All hail our lord and savior h February 20, 2016
by johnzilla1126 May 20, 2024