Weapon

A distinctive device explicitly stated to be made to cause harm or death such as a adult human being or a large bore artillery piece or automotive vehicle under your private control

I have gotten rid of all my weapons and turned them into politics

by Cody5050 February 13, 2022

Weaponized Incompetence

When someone does a simple task requested of them badly on purpose so they seem too incompetent to do said task, thus ensuring nothing is ever asked of them again.

Jill: "Will you do *insert simple task here*?"
Jack: "Ugh, I guess." *Does it wrong so she feels that she can't trust him to do it right*
Jill: *Sees the horrible job jack did* "Oh.. I guess I should just do it myself next time.."
Jack: "Great! Weaponized incompetence works!"
Jill: "... What..?"

by ExplodingStrawberries November 8, 2024

Directed Energy Weapon

CIA runs electronic harassment and NSA and Schriever AFB DEWs, V2K, RNM, hologram, voice cloning, capability and DARPA implants and FBI runs gangstalking and Fusion Centers sychronize everything and they use all of their partnerships as partners in crime and flying monkeys to smear campaign, gaslight, harass, attack, and destroy you with plausible deniability.

Non investigative subjects on the FBI's TSDB are all hit with directed energy weapons.

by TI Satan June 26, 2023

Weaponized schizophrenia

No it isn't accountability. I'll murder your kids. You're not going to get away with paying someone else for my work. Your kids will die in terror over the stubborn delusional solipsism of some random asshole who is using my behavior as an excuse to treat me like a zoo animal.

Hym "No, hey, the weaponized schizophrenia is the problem here. How I've chosen to deal with it is this. If this fails, the child murder WILL work. I don't care about any of your sophistical bullshit. Eat a bullet. The person who ends up burying their kid isn't going to care about social cohesion or accountability. They're going to wish you had done otherwise and you're going to pretend to care."

by Hym Iam April 14, 2024

weapon of mass destinkytion

(noun) A person employed for the use of detination and distruction via anal gas excretion.

Holy shit I think I might die from that smell. The government should hire him as a weapon of mass destinkytion.

by Jennifer the wise February 4, 2006

Quinnard (Weapon)

Any type of small, lethal throwable such as tomahawks, throwing knives, etc. higher ranking quinnard weapons are also ballistic knives and crossbow bolts. Can be used as a verb (act of quinnarding). Most popular in games such as Call of Duty.

I got my Quinnard ready, let’s roll.

I just got Quinnarded so hard back there

A Quinnard (weapon) is a small, lethal, sharp weapon.

I’m out to go do some Quinnarding.

by King Dexter IV October 29, 2021

Weaponizing

Turning something into a weapon... Or someone

Hym "Where have you been?"

Iam "Mmm? Trying to find something to watch... Heard you shout something about Dregs..."

Hym "Yes! Isn't that fucking hilarious!? She said 'they're weaponizing the dregs of society'! Hahaha! That's exactly what they're doing! We're dregs! No one uses that phrase! Except for us."

Iam "Mmm... I am legion..."

Hym "What are you eating?"

Iam "Sandwich..."

Hym "Well, cut it out! You're spoiling the moment! We're like the ultimate weapon! We're practically Escanor! This is absolutely hilarious!"

Iam "Well is that's the case, they need to do is send one of them cute girls over here to polish the ol' handle..."

Hym "Wha... Wow! That was little out of left field for you."

Iam "Meh..."

Hym "........ Go get me a sandwich..."

by Hym Iam May 19, 2022