When you are walking towards someone and do not want to talk to them so you pull out your phone and pretend to be texting.
"Yo, he totally just walk by texted you"
"I know! Why does he have to be such an awkward asshole?"
"Ugh I know, walk by texting is not cool at all."
"I know! Why does he have to be such an awkward asshole?"
"Ugh I know, walk by texting is not cool at all."
by jsutdance323 September 21, 2009

by Tron Five August 28, 2006

After beating off, and you realise that you have no tissue in near you to wipe up your cum, this is the walk you do to get to the bathroom when you don't want to spill any cum on the floor.
Pervert: I just exploded on to myself, but I need some toilet paper to wipe up my juice. I better commence my crab walkin'.
by Kewy June 28, 2005

A dance that mostly girls do where you move each leg up one at a time. Before you move your legs hit your knees together. Repeat this and go faster when thou get the hang of it. As a challenge you can try going lower and lower.
by cutiepatutie102 April 5, 2015

yea man I was just walking the ferret and in comes my girlfriend completely shocked that I was doing that with out her
by sneakymcsneakster February 26, 2011

by quietboyinthebak March 1, 2021

by Lord Rhinestone Cowboy lll May 23, 2006
