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patat vs friet

a discussion in the netherlands that will last forever
person1:it's friet!

person 2: it's patat!
this is the patat vs friet discussion. And it's something you'll have to get used to if you want to live in the Netherlands
by hugo (the one with the big dic January 20, 2022
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1 vs All

Not great odds... 😑 But I suppose this doesn't change anything.

Hym "I did say 1 vs All... Huh... Damn usually Iam says huh... It is kind of funny that you thought this was about you though... Nope... Not a crazy sycophantic schizophrenic who's obsessed with you... Random circumambulation of my mind posted to the internet in direct response to an inside joke made by a retard who was having women scheduled for shifts at a group home to ride his big fat retard cock... You can actually look and see where I posted his name... And then felt like a hypocrite so I just started autobiographical exposition dumping... And posting random things I had recently learned... My favorite speeches or jokes or songs.... Then it turned into a character.... Then it got turned into a character... Then they tried to transfer me out of the house I was in because I flashed some disgust at the girl who was fucking the retard... She spent every day storming out of the house when I walked in for the last week I was there... Didn't even finish the full work week... I worked right up until the autistic man exclaimed 'It feels so good!' for the first time in 5 years... They called me before my next shift and told me I had to transfer over sleeping during my shift... They said it wasn't the first accusation...
I asked her why she didn't transfer me out or talk to me about it the first time and why the whore didn't get transferred out after the other client accused her of fucking the retard and she ignored me for 4 days until I posted our conversation on the site... Then I got a call from HR... Got fired for not reporting retard sex... My last check was $4.98... I couldn't even go to Walmart to cash it... Met the chick who I replaced and she admitted that she fucked him... Man... What a life Amma right? Hahaha! I think I saw the guy I threatened the other day... He lost weight... Balding... Same job... Might not have been the guy... Damn... I was right about the 'false celebrity' too... This was a good idea... Could have been more lucrative on my end... But yeah the thing I wrote about washing your enemies feet. That was from Death Note. That's who wrote the anime character... 😖+🤦+🤏 This is weird... 1 vs All..."
by Hym Iam June 3, 2022
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Duke vs UNC

GREATEST. RIVALRY. EVER.

Both teams are usually top 25 in the nation , and they always play a two or three crazy games against each other every year. Both have great coaches, one of whom has the most collegiate basketball wins ever. ( hint, it’s not the UNC coach ) They both usually make it to the NCAA Tournament and they usually make it to at least the Sweet 16. Except for last year lmao. The fan bases hate each other more than anything on planet earth. All UNC fans want to kill Christian Laettner and all Duke fans wish they got MJ.
Duke fan: u see that Duke vs UNC game last night?
UNC fan who lost: no I have a short memory lol
( right now Duke owns UNC )
by Lebrun Jaames December 10, 2021
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Star wars vs star trek

star wars has more action but in a fight Star Trek would win no matter what and people argue
by Idk why I'm doing this April 8, 2022
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Tianna vs Daisy

by Exhaling November 21, 2021
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Heroes Vs Villains

Where you get bum fucked by an Iden, Vader and Palpi all at the same time
Person 1: Wanna play Heroes Vs Villains
Person 2: Weirdo
by Penis Eggman March 20, 2022
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Master chief Vs doom guy

The argument had by all nerds cough* cough*matpat
Master chief Vs doom guy is impossible
But hey that's just a theory a game theory
by Hates gator golf March 21, 2022
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