twitter.com 

Stupid social media site that you can get cancelled off of by even slightly stating an opinion

Person: *has an opinion*
Twitter.com community: I'm about to end this mans whole career

twitter.com by Conejito Bunny December 13, 2020

Twitter Shitter 

Someone who overuses Twitter and constantly "tweets" what they are doing, even when they are taking a shit.

"I need to Tweet that I am watching TV with you while I am sitting right next to you. I need to Tweet that I am getting up to go to the bathroom. I need to Tweet while I am walking to the bathroom. I need to Tweet that I am sitting on the toilet. I need to Tweet that I am taking a shit. I'm a Twitter Shitter!"

Twitter Shitter by onewingedkefka April 29, 2008

Twitter-tard 

A term used for the utmost ridiculous people on Twitter. If it's on Twitter, they'll believe it instantly, from small leaks, to the biggest hoaxes.

Person 1: Hey, look! Biden lost the election, check this out!
Person 2: Yet, he's the president now. Where did you get this information anyways?
Person 1: Well, Twitter of course! It's the most trusted source!
Person 2: What a twitter-tard.

Twitter-tard by Ner-ack January 20, 2021

twitter tourettes 

the sudden out burst of random twitter updates at any given time.

Don't follow Johnny he has "twitter tourettes", he never tweets and all of a sudden he sends several tweets within moments.

twitter tourettes by texassocialite August 18, 2009

Twitter Litter 

The unnecessary frequent updates on social sites like Facebook, generally written by people who assume others want to know what they had for lunch or where they are now as opposed to the update 3 minutes ago.

dan's twitter littering again . he just posted "eating lunch now, the spaghetti here's not bad...."

Twitter Litter by Flyn Hawaiin July 22, 2009

Twitter Freak 

Describes a Twitter User(s) who have little to no IQ, and use their time to harass other users for little to no reason.

Hayra: Stop playing that game, it's problematic!

Rev: Imagine being such a Twitter Freak.

Twitter Freak by Ayori May 14, 2023

Twitter Stalking

When a girl (or boy or woman or man) follows someone on twitter and reads all of their tweets and views all of their pictures. That girl/boy/woman/man then subtweets about them, making it obvious that a crush has formed. The stalkee may or may not know who the stalker is, but that does not matter because other twitter users know, and that's all that matters.

Twitter Stalking is a real thing and affects real people. If you know someone who is a Twitter Stalker please tell them to grow a pair and talk to the stalkee or simply tell them to grow up and stop being so weird.

"I'm following this girl and daaaammm she is fine, if only I had the guts to talk to her...her posts are funny." (tweet by stalker)

"This guy keeps favoriting all my tweets and is being really #creepy I don't even know him #whodoesthat He's totes #Twitter Stalking" (tweet by stalkee)

Twitter Stalking by Anonymous4ever April 5, 2013